Afternoon Leakers
Verity has been very busy preparing for the Lord Mayors ball, but alas, she seems to be fresh out of Ugg Boots. But fear not she will be there with her little recording device to capture just how the great and the good in WBC wine and dine themselves …lovely! And the funny thing is these people don’t even know what she looks like! Chortle ! It looks a lovely spread, why they even cater for allergies…which is handy because some of Wirral’s great and good do seem somewhat allergic to the truth. The only worry is Verity’s own allergy may give her away, you see she’s allergic to BULLSHIT.
She’s even been sent the table plan (see below) all the big boys and plate spinners on one table, and oh look even a few local journalists…Verity may feel more at home with them perhaps ? It all looks like wonderfully self congratulatory fun, but we do wonder whose paying for this she-bang ! … to which dear Eldritch our gardener and handy man retorted “us probably, the tw*ts!” Hope it’s Bolly then.
Love, Lady Leaks x
Table 1 – Civic Table (16)
Mayor and Mayoress of Wirral
High Sheriff of Merseyside and Mrs Amlot
Mayor and Mayoress of Knowsley
Sheriff of Chester and Sheriff’s Lady
Mayor and Mayoress of West Lancs
Mayor and Mayoress of Halton
Deputy Mayor and Deputy Mayoress
Reverend and Mrs D Chester
Table 2 (9)
Mr & Mrs G Burgess
Mr & Mrs G Hodkinson
Ms Julia Hassall
Mr David Armstrong
Ms Fiona Johnstone
Mr Kevin Adderley
Mrs Emma Degg
Table 3 (11)
Deb Pedlow
Nick Pedlow
Karen McCormick
Joelle Warren
Andrew Warren (no cream)
Mark Ellis
Tope Coward
Jacqui Wenden
Greg Wenden
Natasha Inglis
Fraser Inglis
Table 4 (10)
Carolyn Tallents (gluten free meal)
Andrew Tallents
Karen Griffiths
Sally Robinson (nut allergy)
Lisa Newton (veggie)
Mike Newton
Claire Fletcher
Mark Shepard
Karole Dunmore (veggie and brazil nut allergy)
Steve Mitchell
Table 5 (10)
Cllr John Hale
Mrs Tricia Hale
Mr Nigel Wills
Mrs Sue Wills
Dr Kenneth Young
Mrs Lesley Young
Mr Geoffrey O’Connell
Mrs Maureen O’Connell
Mr Roy Catherall
Mrs Hilary Catherall
Table 6 (7)
Mr John Bebell
Mrs Sue Bebell
Mr David Hind
Mrs Sandra Hind
Mr Clive Watkin
Mrs Monica Watkin
Mrs Vivienne Reece
Table 7 (10)
Cllr Jeff Green
Mrs Carol Green
Mr Alan Kerr
Mrs Catherine Kerr
Mrs Yvonne Sanne
Mr Michael Spencer
Mrs Keri Spencer
Mr Noel Fagan
Mrs Chrissy Fagan
Miss Esther McVey MP
Table 8 (8)
Cllr David Elderton
Mrs Barbara Elderton
Mr Rod Trotman
Mrs Eunice Trotman
Mr Geoff Cross
Mrs Marion Cross
Mr Gerry Johnson
Mrs Christine Johnson
Table 9 (10)
Cllr Geoffrey Watt
Mrs Anne Watt
Mr Bill Withey
Mrs Denise Osborne
Cllr Don McCubbin
Mrs Pat Johnson
Cllr Eddie Boult
Mrs Brenda Boult
Mr Mike Clements
Cllr Wendy Clements
Table 10 (10)
Major David Hudson
Table 11 (11)
Councillor & Mrs Phil Davies
Councillor Brian Kenny
Councillor Moira McLaughlin
Councillor Chris Meaden
Councillor Anita Leech and Mr Gary Leech
Mr & Mrs Tony Norbury
Joe and Maureen Copeland
Table 12 (10)
Gordon and Sue Nicholas
Peter and Jackie Brown
Jerry and Sandra Ireland
Richard and Jeanine Lesley
Giuseppe and Debbie Roberto
Table 13 (9)
Linda Smallthwaite
Jo Hales
Val Boyd
Rachel Jones
Carys Hooker
Geraldine Marchment
Nicola Mullin
Cath Naylor
Sue May – 1 person no seafood, banana, kiwi or melon and 1 person no citrus or cheese)
Table 14 (10)
Scouts
Table 15 (9)
Mary Dutton (9) (2 veggie and 1 celiac)
Table 16 (10)
Wirral & West Cheshire Prostate Cancer Support Group
Table 17 (5)
Wirral and West Cheshire Prostate Cancer Support Group
Table 18 (10)
Councillor Peter Kearney (5)
Councillor Cherry Povall (1)
Mr & Mrs J Clarke (2)
Mr Paul Murphy (2)
Table 19 (14)
Thornton Hall (1 veggie and one no mushrooms)
Justin Dunn
Carole Jackson
Sue Carroll
Barb Marg McGee
Babara Turner
Staff
6 drivers
DJ
Band
