As part of his commitment to cleaning up Wirral after a series of damning reports new Wirral Council CEO poacher turned gamekeeper Goofy “Kubla Khan” Burgess has been true to his word and has purchased a dishwasher for the palatial new Chief Executive Suite. (Leaker’s also mention a newly installed en suite bathroom)
It has also been reported that customers queuing at the Wallasey Town Hall One -Stop Shop were today astonished to see a Jenkinsons delivery van drop off a selection of expensive looking turquoise and green leather settees allegedly bound for Goofy’s stately pleasure dome.
Ironically, this incongruous scene was played out against a backdrop of spineless Unison reps who were also gathered outside Clown Hall to discuss forthcoming cuts to Council services. Or in other words sneaking a quick fag and swapping hints about exactly which shade of “Just For Men” suited their skin tone before getting back to the tiresome business of selling their members (oo-er!!) down the River Mersey.
As Lady W said, “Really, don’t these people ever learn – blue and green should NEVER be seen without a colour in-between…”
Her Ladyship was reassured by Eldritch’s observation “ Don’t worry m’am – those settees will be soon be complemented…………. with huge swathes of f**king bullshit ………….”
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