“To consider a recommendation from the Leader of the Council
(made under his strong Leader powers)…”
(made under his strong Leader powers)…”
Yes boys and girls this is an actual quote taken from Comrade Pip’s Little Red Book ,sorry, a Wirral Council agenda:
So what’s the secret behind these strong Leader powers ?.
Full exclusive story here:
“Strong Leader” Pip pulls back the heavy velvet drapes and enters the stately pleasure dome that is Comrade Burgesski’s palatial office:
PIP : Excuse me, comrade,sir but could I please have a moment of your precious time?.
GB: (sighs heavily)…..if you must
PIP: Well the thing is…..it’s about these strong Leader powers. I’m not sure I can pull it off
GB: (closes eyelids contemptuously)…..oh you can pull it off alright.
PIP: No,no….I’ve done what you told me and I look in the bathroom mirror ever morning and repeat three times: I AM A STRONG LEADER……I AM A STRONG LEADER……I AM A STRONG LEADER.
GB: (picking idly at a bowl of peeled grapes) ….and so what’s your problem?
PIP: Well the thing is…… not even the family dog takes a blind bit of notice of me!
GB: ( impatiently waving his hand to dismiss the Council Officer giving him a foot massage)……. Comrade ,can this possibly wait for another time?.I’ve an entire workforce to dismiss unless they submit to my will
PIP: Yes,yes of course……..sorry to disturb you.
GB: ( gets up from jewel-encrusted throne) Precisely!……I’m disturbed enough trying to get this place into some kind of order (claps hands)…. now bring on the dancing girls…….I need to ease my troubled mind……….
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