Halloween Special: “You only moved the headstones!!”

Helloweeeeen Wirral

We began to wonder on this All Hallows Eve just how much has the Wirral Council horror-show been transformed since the arrival of Comrade Burgesski and the expensive window dressing that is the Improvement Board ? – A bit of expensive window dressing that calls itself voile but its basically a net(work) curtain to stop people knowing what’s really going on. ( By the way we’d leave this  particular gig off your CV if we were you Ms.Redfearn and don’t worry we’re not going to ask for a big fat LGA-sized consultancy fee for telling you that).

After considering a series of calamitous headlines, damning reports,botched investigations and the departure of various Chief Officers and senior staff we are minded to recall a scene from the classic spooky movie “Poltergeist.”The clip below especially resonates with us at Leaky Towers because we all agree that it’s no use moving the headstones from the cemetery when the bodies remain buried. If they’re not put to rest the skeletons will simply keep on rising up until they bring the house tumbling down.

We suspect that until there’s a decent burial it’ll be some time before get anyone declares that “This house is clean…” especially when burial is confused with denial.

Meanwhile we have exclusive live footage from Wallasey Town Hall with our reporters Myra Mains and Phil McCrackin


“Contrary to strong rumour – no shower has been installed. or will be, in my office or anywhere else in the Town Hall.”


Application Number:LBC/13/00678

4 thoughts on “Halloween Special: “You only moved the headstones!!”

  1. the link is clear Application Number:LBC/13/00678 and contradicts the Chief Executives statement.

    Martin Luther King said he wanted to be judged not on the colour of his skin but on the content of his character. Our leading citizen leads us to predicate that words have no binding meaning. If we cannot follow the words to the actions without contradiction how are we to judge elsewise the content of characters?

    If he is the Chief executive, and if indeed the Leader of the Council is economical with meaning then should a trend develop we will have to regress to judging people by the colour of their skin since no more sophisticated measure is left to us.

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