Flying Down To Rio

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It came as no surprise to us at Leaky Towers to hear that a small delegation of Wirral Council bigwigs had taken flight (especially when we heard it involved The Deadly Davies Duo, Pip & George)

What did surprise us is that the airborne jaunt landed in the pensioners paradise that is Bournemouth for a Local Government Association conference. Why one can almost hear the ‘chink’ of bone china tea cups as Pip and Gorgeous take centre stage

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Comrade Burgesski provided unequivocal evidence that his recent irony by-pass operation had been such a success when he declared that their attendance was an “opportunity to showcase Wirral’s achievements and good practice on this national platform.”

Subsequently Wirral Council spokesperson Dee Niall has refuted rumours that the expedition will next be flying down to Rio to advise FIFA’s World Cup officials on hospitality beanos, pay-offs and sweetheart deals……

As our new Brazilian maid Dolores Del Rio said : “Fala sério!…………….”

2 thoughts on “Flying Down To Rio

  1. G’day My Gracious Lord

    Comrade Burgesski provided unequivocal evidence that his recent irony by-pass operation had been such a success when he declared that their attendance was an “opportunity to showcase Wirral’s achievements and good practice on this national platform.”

    Let us see the BIG MAN put his (massive amounts of) money were his mouth is!

    Tuesday, 22nd July 2014 5.00 pm, Audit and Risk Management Committee
    Venue: Committee Room 2 – Wallasey Town Hall

    Contact: Mark Delap
    Principal Committee Officer

    Meeting attendance
    Attendee
    Role
    Attendance
    Councillor Jim Crabtree Chair Expected
    Councillor Ron Abbey Vice-Chair Expected
    Councillor John Hale Spokesperson Expected
    Councillor Stuart Kelly Spokesperson Expected
    Councillor Paul Doughty Committee Member Expected
    Councillor David M Elderton Committee Member Expected
    Councillor Matthew Patrick Committee Member Expected
    Councillor Joe Walsh Committee Member Expected
    Councillor Leah Fraser Deputy Expected
    Councillor Adam Sykes Committee Member Apologies, sent representative Substituted by Councillor Leah Fraser

    It will be 3 years and 8 days since I sat with the “Football Shirt” and his partner in crime to blow the whistle, yep, one thousand one hundred and four days ago.

    Denial Denial Denial

    They must have spent about £150,000.00 at least with Grant Thornton Reports, salaries etc defending the indefensible.

    When My L was it part of the council job description to defend criminals to the bitter end?

    These people are so stupid they would have even wasted money defending Luis Suarez had he been a blue.

    So My Lord and Lady I dreamt that “Highbrow” was courted and feted and treated as a public hero for his bravery in stealing the data base to prove irrefutably that there was criminality.

    The agenda for the meeting should be up tomorrow (Monday) and that should be worth a laugh Lordsville.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps I just cannot see them doing the right thing My Lovely they are too stubborn and pigheaded.

    Pps Get me out of here Lordy.

    Luv you more XXXXXXXXXXXXX

  2. Oh Lordy Pick A Bale of F’N Cotton

    Mate, Sorry, Lordy, these muppets are a disgrace.

    Three years since I blew the whistle and a week before the

    SPECIAL MEETING

    this is the best they can do;

    AGENDA

    1. MEMBERS’ CODE OF CONDUCT – DECLARATIONS OF INTEREST

    Members are asked to consider whether they have any disclosable
    pecuniary interests and/or any other relevant interest in connection
    with any item(s) on this agenda and, if so, to declare them and state
    the nature of the interest.

    2. MINUTES (Pages 1 – 10)

    To approve the accuracy of the minutes of the meeting held on 23
    June 2014

    3. BUSINESS INVESTMENT GRANT (BIG) AND INTENSIVE START
    UP SCHEME (ISUS) INVESTIGATIONS (Pages 11 – 88)

    Appendix 4: Grant Thornton ISUS Report – Executive Summary –

    To follow

    Appendix 5: Full Grant Thornton ISUS Report (Including ISUS Report
    Appendices 1-2 and Documents 1-17) –

    To follow

    Appendix 9: Full Grant Thornton BIG Report (including all documents) –

    To follow

    4. ANY OTHER URGENT BUSINESS APPROVED BY THE CHAIR

    Lordsville, what year do you think it will – TO FOLLOW?

    Lord and Lady you have contributed to the £50,000.00 plus VAT for these Reports phone up and demand them to be printed NOW.

    Do you know My Luscious, what is even worse, I do not believe they mention Working Neighbourhoods when if you think Big and ISUS is bad it was even more criminal in those horrendous years.

    I haven’t spoken to “Highbrow” he is probably out at chess but he will tear this lot to shreds if they give him half a chance.

    Which is unlikely.

    If only they had half his intellect between them.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps Enjoy the golf with “Stella”, “The Dill”, “The Football Shirt”, “Santa” aka “The Pretend Friend” and “The Shyster”.

    Pps Don’t use the Portaloos My Majesty go in “The Chamber Pot”.

    Luv you immensely xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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