Despite Her Ladyship’s suggestion that we need to widen our target audience to include the lowest common denominator , we would never stoop so low as to publish the torrent of scurrilous gossip and rumour currently pounding our inbox. But dearie,dearie me what a hotbed (ahem) of intrigue Wallasey Town Hall is turning out to be…..
For example we understand that the letter of resignation sent to Power Boy Pip from another Director running for the hills before they are forced to compromise their integrity is an eye-opener and lays bare the fact that Comrade Burgesski’s tenure as Chief Executive of Wirral Council has been one of IGNOMINIOUS FAILURE.
Remember Burgesski’s rebutting justified and ancient whistleblower Martin “Mad” Morton’s claim that the culture of Wirral Council hadn’t changed and that’s why he wouldn’t go back to work for them ? – and we understand the specifics of why he wouldn’t go back promises more gobsmacking revelations .However Burgesski bleated back that the Council had changed because the LGA (Lapdog Government Association) had said so – so there ner ner ne ner ner! …..
We think that all Burgesski achieved was to lay a thin veneer of gloss over a stinking cesspit.If only he was prepared to strip the varnish back as he had done with his office doors – which sources now describe as washed out and characterless (which seems most appropriate). However this superficial makeover was clearly enough to dupe the LGA who seem ever reluctant to lift the carpet and to see the mound of detritus that Burgesski has shovelled there or in the darkest corners where the dirt and the filth festers away.
And to think that the LGA will be advising yet another set of consultants about the appointment of a new Chief Executive!
Er …. thanks but no thanks! SEE HERE
It seems to us that Wallasey Town Hall doesn’t need any more consultants it needs steam cleaning. Indeed ,we hate to blow our own trumpet , but we now realise just how prescient last years Wirral Leaks Halloween Special was:
“We began to wonder on this All Hallows Eve just how much has the Wirral Council horror-show been transformed since the arrival of Comrade Burgesski and the expensive window dressing that is the Improvement Board ? – A bit of expensive window dressing that calls itself voile but its basically a net(work) curtain to stop people knowing what’s really going on. By the way we’d leave this particular gig off your CV if we were you Ms.Redfearn and don’t worry we’re not going to ask for a big fat LGA-sized consultancy fee for telling you that.
After considering a series of calamitous headlines, damning reports,botched investigations and the departure of various Chief Officers and senior staff we are minded to recall a scene from the classic spooky movie “Poltergeist.”The clip belwo especially resonates with us at Leaky Towers because we all agree that it’s no use moving the headstones from the cemetery when the bodies remain buried. If they’re not put to rest the skeletons will simply keep on rising up until they bring the house tumbling down.
We suspect that until there’s a decent burial it’ll be some time before get anyone declares that “This house is clean…” especially when burial is confused with denial…..”
So Happy Halloween leakers …. and here’s a somewhat salient tune, if you’ve heard some of the toe curling stories we’ve been privy to of late. Watch this space
You are a busy little boy lately aren’t you?
Wirral Borough Council Senior Officers. cackle cackle cackle cackle
I thought as it is Halloween all the lower levels who do the honest work should just cackle in stead of the usual laugh every time they see one of these parasites. Particularly the one that can talk for twenty minutes without breathing. He is the most sensitive as he thinks he has a big future. ha ha ha ha The one I told to get back inside with the rest of the shower of shit after he told an untruth to “Highbrow”. ha ha ha ha
God help us if any of the present incumbents get THE job..
Sorry My L I am digressing from my favourite topic… BIG, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods.
The farce of 8 October 2014
Just laughing with “Highbrow” about the classic movie “”Highbrow” DOES WIRRAL” which is moving along nicely.
Back to how sneaky, or, clever how “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes http://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’” had another elephant in the room, just for show.
An auditor with her boss probably about £1,000.00 for their night out and would you believe she was at our all day whistle blowing interrogation and you are never going to guess it she didn’t say boo even though the report she helped with suggested civil action if the cops couldn’t be arsed.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
How did you get the job Gra Gra that is just about saying nothing.
Bring in the Inspectors and some fearless auditors, I think I told you My Prince the auditor that did the Big and ISUS Reports left last year and I believe that should have been the date on those reports not May 2014. ha ha ha ha
Which brings us to the DCLG report that that auditor has said was finished last year and they didn’t produce on the night. Come on Gra Gra were is it ?????????? ha ha ha ha
Ps Keep busy My Regent I think I can hear the Inspectors coming thanks to you John “Tarrantino” Brace and Nigel “Highbrow” Hobro (in no particular order) ha ha ha ha
Pps Those davies’ and “The Dunny Chain Wearer” are keeping a very very low profile. ha ha ha
Luv you more than “The Football Shirt” wants to thank the auditors for not speaking true talk.
Wirral council ‘sponsored by’ Colgate toothpaste and B&Q purveyors of whitewash.
G’day again Lordly
I am sorry I am writing to you so often but the Clowncillors told me not to write to them personally and I would much rather write to you anyway My Hero you are so respected like “Simon Kelly” the Lib Dem.
School holidays this week so I doubt anything will happen to “Highbrow’s” FOI’s. Other than with the Information Commissioner.
Talking of school I wonder if their little kiddy were to come home from kindy and say Senior Officer Daddy (or, the odd Senior Officer Mummy), you know which one I mean, I have been naughty and they have me banged to rights can you get “The Shyster” to defend me or give me advice?
I bet he/she would say something like, no no he is too busy defending the indefensible….badly.
I don’t know why we don’t contract out legals….oh yes I do because if outsiders were to know….
But anyway darling he/she would probably say, say nothing, and if anyone else knows just tell them to keep their gobs shut.
But Senior Officer daddy/mummy what if….
It works darling it works just look at the John “Tarrantino” Brace classic children’s movie Gone With The Wirral Funny Biz Lucre err err I mean the film of:
THE SPECIAL FUDGE IT AND RISK IT SPECIAL MEETING OF 8 OCTOBER 2014
“Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes http://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’”
“I wasn’t there I wasn’t there I wasn’t there I wasn’t there…..but my sucker co-stars were” ha ha
“The Football Shirt” aka “Boris Spassky” in his own lunch time.
“These contracts are so so complicated even if they have/haven’t been signed. Why do they pay me so much?”
“This company has been going for ten years” ugh ugh
Speak up we can’t hear you and you got £50,000.00 of Wirral Taxpayers hard earned.
Why be there??????????? Oh yea probably about £1,000.00 for the night.
“The“Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes http://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’” Chorus”
“The officers didn’t do anything wrong” ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Why are we here then three years later with a full circus and about £150,000.00 spent on it. No media coverage though.
“I think “Hobro” should apologise”
What for idiot, telling the truth the whole truth etc.,
“The Shyster” and “Crabapple”
Doing their Laurel and Hardy.
But Senior Officer Daddy/Mummy what I was going to say was that it wasn’t even kindy’s money stolen.
My Lord, sorry, sorry, I am raving I should’t have those lunch hour naps…..although it doesn’t do “The Pretend Friend” any harm. Calls himself a friend I’d hate an enemy. I am glad he doesn’t like me.
Ps My L you don’t know anyone who might have a job for two HONEST accounting people do you?
Luv you more than £48,000.00 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Sorry My Most Venerable.
Irreverent Aussie here. (Born at Clatterbridge but please please don’t tell anybody, the shame)
Saturday night and I am rat arsed on cheap piss, my family is in Australia and I am in my little flat, unemployed and alone. ah ah ah
Let’s say it as it really is “Pretend Friend”.
Just burnt my dinner, shit, burnt beans on toast…. yummy.
I went to see “The Football Shirt” over three years ago and all I wanted to do was report criminals and get on with my life.
The “reds” were beaten today, I bet “The Football Shirt” will take it personally and cover up his name on “The Shirt” on Monday. Doesn’t matter just got his monthlies……………… payslip!
Why, oh, why didn’t he just go to the cops and get those down Campbelltown Road arrested?
You might ask………..he he he he he he he he………….
Why would he jeopardise it? BLACKBERRY BLACKBERRY BLACKBERRY
Bet he doesn’t get the top job that that other idiot that can talk for twenty minutes without taking a breath thinks he will get……………… Buffoon! You have to laugh at these fools. ha ha ha
Cos he is too much of a clever clogs. That’s why.
Three years and about £160,000 later.
My family are asking why I won’t come home.
I won’t until “He”, “The Pretend Friend” “The Shyster” “The Dunny Chain Wearer” “The Raving Loony Party” “Phil the Dill” “Humpty Dumpty” admit all was NOT WELL with Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods.
Like hundreds of thousands of pounds NOT WELL, NOT WELL, NOT WELL..
Nothing wrong hey AUDITORS?
You should be fucking ashamed of your pompous righteous fucking selves. Can I speak Chief Exec? Your qualifications are a joke don’t be stupid..
Rod must be so thankful he left so he didn’t have to PLAY THE GAME. Shut up Shut up or you
won’t be paid over and over and over for nothing.
Then I will be off to Gods own country faster than a rat up the New Stairway To “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes http://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)s’s’” Heaven.
And these poor barstards will be stuck in the Hell Hole that they have created.
BIRKENeffingHEAD was not a place to be ashamed of when I went to St Joseph’s Primary School as it is NOW!!!
Ps I might be pissed My L but I have a clear conscience, hey “Shyster”.
Luv you more than “Phil the Dill” wants to be an MP. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I think the perfect model is “The Dunny Chain Wearer”.
“The Pretend Friend” must think the Pommes are so so stupid even when he is awake, zzzzzzz
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