Wirral Leaks Advent Calendar

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Our first revelation is an exclusive Leaky Towers preview of the memoir of the soon to be departing Wirral Council Chief Executive Comrade Burgesski.

This mighty tome is titled ” I Believed” and we anticipate it will be a modern day morality tale telling how an idealistic young social worker and union firebrand is seduced by the bright lights of Blackburn and Birkenhead  – eventually rising to dizzying heights to become the fourth most influential person in local government. Inevitably, as often happens in such tales, after the rise comes the fall as Burgesski embarks on a challenge too far by attempting to turn around the fortunes of  failing Wirral Council.

A task that leading local government experts have likened to trying to climb Mount Everest in roller skates. We think this book will be essential reading for anyone considering entering into a Faustian pact.

Book Reviews

“Former Comrade joins the running dogs of capitalism. A paradigm of  false consciousness and conscious falseness.As Marx (Groucho) once said: “These are my principles.If you don’t like them,I have others” .
A traitor! – The Morning Star

” Influential leader publishes a manual for anyone who wants to get ahead in local government. As leading blue sky thinking bureaucrat Phil Formin once said : “Sincerity is everything . If you can fake that you’ve got it made”. An inspiration! –
The Local Government Chronicle

” Silver Fox lifts lid on what goes on behind closed doors in the town hall (and other places).As Employee X would have said if they hadn’t signed a gagging clause : ” Burgesski knows the secret of how to make people happy.And what’s more he sure knows how to keep a secret!” . Foxy!  – Take A Break

Order your copy now : Only £48,000 !!! ( shower not included).

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2 thoughts on “Wirral Leaks Advent Calendar

  1. Merry Xmas My Lord

    ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 2

    As “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ is determined not to do the right thing over Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods and pass it off as history and “I wasn’t there, I wasn’t there, I wasn’t there” as much as “The Dunny Chain Wearer” says “We have lessons to learn, lessons to learn, lessons to learn.

    ONLY 29 SLEEPS to hide the lies, deceit and the DCLG Report on Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods. I wasn’t there I wasn’t there I wasn’t there.

    How many times do I have to tell you?

    My first day at “Wirral Funny Bizz” was interesting.

    I was put in the building next door with a plain table just legs no drawers a broken chair, a broken computer and no cupboards or filing cabinets.

    He came in early as usual so his sycophants could tickle his tummy and I suppose to get away from Her.

    He introduced the team he thought he had employed me to do the accounting for. They were possibly the closest to three genuine normal employees but sadly were trying to sell the unsellable.

    Using the database, naughty people, and following His insane plans that consistently lost money.

    She came in at her usual ten thirty, eleven thirtyish driven in by number one sycophant, scouse scally in a suit. He went everywhere with them, fed them at lunch lunchtime, took her to the stylist and called her Lindy Lou… cringy. It gets worse, in scouse scally fashion called him Boss… puke.

    She wanted to know why I was doing what he had instructed me with his marketing accounting.

    Don’t they do pillow talk? Or, too pissed!

    I then met the gang of sycophants;

    The law graduate who was a product of a booze shop who everyone called a solicitor and she was known to pass herself off as one. She was really cool to me and always tried not to speak to me. She obviously knew what went on. Naughty child. Would go out and have a smoke with Her on the hour every hour and sometimes the half hour. Smoke signals to “The Football Shirt” obviously.

    The lead business adviser who wore his cap backwards, sleeves rolled up to show off his blues tattoo (Just in case “The Football Shirt” turned up obviously) and other marks and whenever I asked him a business related question the standard answer was let us ask Him, let us ask Her, let us ask the solicitor, let us ask “Highbrow”.

    The debt collector who was the scariest, ex-convict, I was told, blues tattoo out (Just in case “The Football Shirt” turned up obviously), hard man but probably the most likeable.

    Wait for day 3 of the calendar….

    I wonder what tatts “The Football Shirt “ has?

    Stella maybe???

    The Big Fund specialist who “Highbrow” had caught out as a fraud. More about him in later days, name of errr Davies.

    There was a group of receptionists who were bullied by Her and the “solicitor”.

    Then along with the ex-con an equally nice guy, the cleaner.

    So back to my plush office on my first day

    He came in with his four Big files he wanted me to check, He, I could tell wanted me to say “Highbrow” was wrong, and asked me not to tell “Highbrow” I was looking at them. Where was I to secrete them in a bare office?

    Stick with me My Lordly I am just setting the scene, it gets more bizarre remember these people were getting Millions and Millions and Millions of pounds of as what “The Football Shirt” would call, even in public, not our money.

    What an attitude for a Super Duper Director. It obviously doesn’t mean anything to him.

    Ooroo
    James

    Ps Wait till Day 3 tomorrow My L it gets heated.

    Luv you more than the number of blues tattoos at “Wirral Funny Bizz”. XXXXXXXXX

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