Wirral Leaks Advent Calendar – Fail to Plan,Plan to Fail.

Wirral Council seem to think that as long as they have plan that everything is A-OK on Planet Fail!!
They may not keep to the plan,the plan may be filled with meaningless happy clappy platitudes but hey they’ve got a plan. Hooray! God bless us one and all.
The latest manifestation of their plan-mania is the “Corporate Plan : Refreshed for 2015-16” (which appropriately enough makes it sound like a cheap toilet disinfectant)
The plan itself has all the substance of over-spun candyfloss  exemplified by one of those cliched and hackneyed word clouds ( somebody tell me have we time travelled back to 2010?)
The four words which comprise this word cloud are : Confidence,Ambition,Integrity and Efficiency.Please – no laughing at the back……..
However we thought that in honour of the Mayor the most prominent word should read (Vote of no) Confidence …..followed by (Over) – Ambitious , (Lack of) Integrity and (Full of) Effluence.


4 thoughts on “Wirral Leaks Advent Calendar – Fail to Plan,Plan to Fail.

  1. G’day Lordy

    Before I get to Day 6 of My Advent Calendar.

    I would like to make a plea to 66 Councillors.

    I would be absolutely horrified if the majority are not decent caring people so do the RIGHT THING for Xmas.

    At the meeting Monday 8 December if you 66 have any decency and care for your constituents in any way shape or form.

    Vote against “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” “The Football Shirt” “The Shyster” getting upgraded as Gra Gra (only 24 more sleeps) goes off to St Helens with all his filthy secrets and a BMW boot full of loot.

    Wirral is a truly Rotten Borough and to reward any present incumbent stinks.

    Particularly when some good staff are going to lose money or their livelihoods.

    Bring in the Administration and put them in their place.

    They are still saying there was nothing untoward with Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods.

    They are deluded morons that can’t cope with basic contracts and claim it is not their money so they don’t care, watch the tape of 8 October on John “Tarrantino” Brace.

    8 sounds like they think it is their lucky number. Maybe “Stella’s” lucky number when they take her to the casino. Hands up who hasn’t been to the casino with Stella.



    PS So My Lordsville will you be having “The Dunny Chain Wearer” and his finance to your Xmas Party?

    Luv you more than “Phil the Dill” thinks he is actually the leader of Wirral. XXXXXXXXXXXX

    Sit boy!

  2. Merry Xmas My Lord

    I can’t wait to start all this all over again for the benefit of the new CEO.

    I will resume writing to all the Councillors again on a daily basis if they don’t put things right before the New Year.


    The next few days at “Wirral Funny Bizz” they obviously thought I was an insignificant dweeb that knew nothing and never someone who could get the Clowncil” to pay over £150,000.00 to investigate them.

    I came in the next morning after the A 4 E fraud and he was there with his audience of sycophants with bacon fat running down their overfed fat faces. “The Dunny Chain Wearer” would have blended in well.

    “The Backward Cap” tatts out (‘Nil Satis, Nisi Optimum’ – ‘Nothing but the best pig (bacon) is good enough’) obviously just in case “The Football Shirt” called in and with lard running down his arms held the floor and was telling his boss and all and sundry how he had had to go to the pound to get his cousins car. He was told by cous not to come away without the holdall that had £15,000.00 cash in it.

    I shook my head and went to work.

    Gangsters. In their own little peanut brains.

    I started to do reviews by now and every time I returned I would photocopy everything and hand over the file to be lost by them. She was very suspicious of me keeping a copy of my work.

    Because she as I said had the concentration span of a maggot every time I came back she said I was using the wrong form.

    Then she said whatever you do don’t date the questionnaires. She was in turmoil she cheated so much.

    Friday came quickly and I thought I should show willing and go to the pub with His lads.

    “The Backward Cap” the main Advisor’s first conversation with me was him telling me how he had been employed the day he was in court from his previous job and just escaped a custodial sentence. Great reference.

    The second conversation was about his colleague who was known to have passed herself off as a solicitor (see Grant Thornton) had only ever worked in a bottle shop.

    To get ahead of myself a bit She told me a week or so later that the questionnaires were wrong because there was no questions that asked for the new start ups financial situation.

    No wonder the receptionists could do 20 plus a day. Don’t forget at over a ton (£100.00) for a two minute phone call when they should have been interviewed face to face.

    Can you My Lordsville please call the nutter from 8 October from The Raving Loony Party (who hadn’t seen a worst scandal in his forty years and then a miracle) and tell him that this was all done under the watch of “The Football Shirt and Invest (In thyself) Wirral and also now called “The Chamber Pot”.

    More to come tomorrow My Lovely.



    Luv you more than “The Football Shirt” and “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” seriously think they do a good job and anything they say is true because they say it. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  3. G’day Lordly

    Woke up very angry this morning thinking about their plan.

    108,259,200 seconds since I blew the whistle on “Wirral Funny Bizz” to “The Football Shirt” and “The Chamber Potty” and they have managed to retain everybody’s vow of silence.

    She said “The Shyster” told her to keep her gob shut.

    The only thing they can do well is keep their gobs shut.

    I sense and I hope to God I am right that they will save Lyndale next week and I bet they will be falling over themselves to be the hero.

    I am not saying “Highbrow” and my scandal is in an way comparable to the suffering of those poor people but it says so much about The Rotten Borough.

    Yes 3 years 5 months and 4 days and probably over £150,000.00 spent on defending their reputations against me…… a nobody that caught them out.

    “Highbrow” should be courted and feted in “The Dunny Chain Wearer’s” parlour.



    Ps Gra Gra with only 22 sleeps left where is that DCLG Report on the audit that was finished over a year ago.

    Pps Sorry My Lovely I hate writing to you when I am angry they just make me want to puke.

    Luv you more than the number of free drinks “The Dunny Chain Wearer” has had this week. XXXXXXXXXXXXX

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