He Wouldnt’ Let It Lie


News reaches us that Bob Mortimer  (wacky sidekick to Vic Reeves) lookie-likie Martin Morton has been whistleblowing again.

” That man’s cheeks must look like Kim Kardashian’s arse” piped up Eldritch rather ungraciously.

Apparently there’s an email doing the rounds detailing further calamities at Wirral Council.  Astonishingly we’ve been told it has absolutely nothing to do with this gobsmacking Freedom Of Information request:


It just makes us want to ask – what exactly is up with these people at Wirral Council?

Are they just living in hope that the guy spontaneously combusts?

Fear not dear readers – it’s only a matter of time before the email gets leaked…….

The Mayor Reacts

The Mayor Reacts

4 thoughts on “He Wouldnt’ Let It Lie

  1. G’day Lordly

    What a great day and a Very Merry Xmas.

    Advent Calendar 10

    Oh Lordy I’ve seen the email.

    Oh Lordy I’ve seen the email

    Oh Lordy I’ve seen the email tonight.

    How effing despicable are these people?

    Hey Councillor Loony Tunes of 8 October telling “Highbrow” he should apologise.

    Did you bother reading yesterdays email you old fool.

    And what did you tell your Raving Loony Party you old goat?

    You obviously didn’t read the 625 pages of 8 October.

    Can you read?

    No wonder “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ hung them all out to dry on 8 October.

    I saw “The Dunny Chain Wearer” walk past and comment that he wasn’t listening on that infamous night at the meeting were “Highbrow” and another of my heroes Martin Morton spoke of whistle blowing and an adjournment was called.

    “The Dunny Chain Wearer” signalled to the tweed jacket from the hopeless paper over Stella’s Mersey Waters to meet him out the back. I am pretty sure another of My Heroes was on that very same staircase Mr Paul Cardin.

    Not that STAIRCASE My Lovely. The one for the poor people.

    And I thought he was only telling him not to write an article on whistle blowing. ha ha ha

    I will keep you in suspenders (Not you “Phil the Dill” or your ugly twin brother) and give others the opportunity to leak more.

    Bring in the Administration.

    Bring in the Administration.

    Bring in the Administration before Gra Gra slinks off in 15 sleeps.



    Ps Oh Lordsville they are one very sick sick sick sick society.

    The picture above of “The Dunny Chain Wearer” he hasn’t put on as much lard as I thought he would, looking better than ever. He should still fit in his wedding dress.

    Luv you more than the contents of that envelope that changed hands. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  2. G’day Lordy

    Spent the whole night laughing at these buffoons thinking that it will be a replay of 8 October were the pre meeting meeting of the Kitchen Cabinet will be the Main Event whilst “Phil the Dill” and his “Ugly Twin Brother” set upon each other with rolling pins.

    Tonight’s Special Kitchen Cabinet Meeting will probably be a controlled affair after they have kicked the shit out of each other through the day.

    It all sounds like a great day to SAVE LYNDALE. Hurray.

    “The Dunny Chain Wearer” will be pulling the strings all day long and will be getting updates from

    Wednesday 17 December

    6.30 pm – The Mayor and Mayoress will attend the Oldershaw Academy’s Annual Christmas Concert.

    His heart will be in that concert….NOT.

    Lucky he has got the day off to attend the pre meeting meeting.

    So the main event at about lunch time will be “Gorgeous George” and “The Dunny Chain Wearer” against all comers.

    They will be there early pissing on their territory (AND ANYONE WHO DARE STAND UP TO THEM) a sight to behold.

    “The Football Shirt” and “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” can have another day off to practice their interview skills. Clowns.

    Bring in the Administration.



    Ps Has anyone else leaked on you this morning My Lovely?


    Luv you more than the depth of shit “Phil the Dill” his “Ugly Twin Brother” and “The Dunny Chain Wearer” have got themselves in. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX



    They just keep on and on and on with untruth after untruth and tape recordings.

    Can you stay awake tonight “Pretend Friend”?

    I blow a “RASPBERRY” in your general direction.

  3. Crikey you aint saying these guys lie? No Never Cannot be!

    Why I have watched them make their public statements delivered as if a knob of butter was in the gob and not melting, or as if a couple of plums was in there as well.

    There was a stunned silence when in the time allotted me on 8th October 2014 I produced to the councillors a list of “untruths” that I presumptuously had garnered from 626 pages of evidence. Rather majestically they glided on ignoring my impudent suggestions.

    Let me guess again impudently.

    Mayhap a senior councillor talks to Colas whistleblowers ( Patricia thynne report) offering them sweeteners of cash whilst deploying risque character assassinations of a senior employee charged with dealing with their grievances, and whist offering tit for tat, money for compromising information re an Opposition councillor.

    Now the virginal sanctitiy of the dame, public money mayhap is sacrificed twice over as either the maligned public official, or another who witnessed , knew of, these transactions, is also remunerated with £48,000.

    There is of course the question of the Thynne report that looked into these matters at the cost of some few thousand pounds wherein Cllr Foulkes denied the possibility of his meeting a local journalist in a break in a Council Meeting to hand over a brown envelope of “material”.
    Point 5.3.6 He states that as Deputy Mayor, he could not
    have left the Council Chamber during a meeting unless there was an adjournment

    But you know I saw him with the local journalist, and an envelope, just outside the public gallery as did many others. At the time it irked me because I wished to speak to the journalist re the questions I had posed at full council. Whether it was in an interval or just at the close of the meeting is irrelevant because the event did happen.
    Is the dame, Public money being given the run around again as more fees bleed out to misled consultants?

    Gosh it all has a feeling of Raymond Chandler or Dashiel Hammet . Is this the Reno effect?
    Will Cllrs refer to each other as “that Conservative guy” or the “Head guy” or “wise guy”?

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