Christmas Post

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As we predicted earlier this week it wasn’t long before a copy of that email landed on the Leaky Towers doormat…and not just one copy either! When we say email the author Martin “Mad” Morton actually describes it as “An Open Letter to Wirral Council ( & Frank Field) and there was a collective wry smile here when we read the line from one of our leakers about the leak itself which went: ” I’m sure it is what he would have wanted.” We thought it made it sound as though Morton had shuffled off this mortal coil.Although to be frank actual assassination (as opposed to character assassination)  may be Wirral Council’s best option.We predict that there may come a day when we read John Brace’s forensic examination of Wirral Council’s accounts and find a payment to the contemporary equivalent of committed Marxist-Leninist hitman Carlos the Jackal.
Now we haven’t had the go ahead (yet) from the man himself to publish the letter so instead Verity is going to extract the pertinent points from the letter which are primarily concerned with “Wirralgate” and add it to what we already know from a variety of sources to bring you a Christmas cut out and keep “Wirralgate For Dummies” special.
What we can reveal is that the opening line of the letter reads : “The Mayor of Wirral Cllr Steve Foulkes and Cllr.George Davies are unfit for public office”……..which isn’t exactly news but we are wondering why Morton stopped there – we would have thrown in Frankenfield and Power Boy Pip for starters and anyone who puts their head in the sand in the hope this scandal blows over.
What is particularly shameful is that considering the length of time this has sorry saga has gone on https://wirralleaks.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/exclusive-wirralgate/
is that the likes of “Foulkesy” and his sidekick have been able to be involved in decisions involving redundancies,cuts to services and closure of Lyndale School when they should have been exposed and ran out of town (hall). Remember it was Foulkesy who originally chaired the Committee to “consult” on the closure of Lyndale and at a previous meeting it was Davies, G who seconded the motion for closure.
Indeed here he is this very week for voting for closure.As far as we’re concerned that should be grounds enough to have the closure decision overruled.
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6 thoughts on “Christmas Post

  1. Merry Xmas My Lord

    ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 16

    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    Just collected his pay and sat twitching in late meetings for the extras.

    Good Riddance in 9 more sleeps (at least 20 for “The Pretend Friend”).

    For those My Lordsly that have just tuned in to your site I feel today is a good opportunity to recap some of the points of Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods.

    And My Regent you must have lots of new punters looking at your site as “Highbrow” the legend he is walks his lover …Dolly Dog”… every day often past that Community Centre in New Brighton that had one or two or was it three business plans prepared by “Wirral Funny Bizz” at £3,500.00 or thereabouts a pop for a club that is usually empty in fact as empty as “Pat the Twits” head.

    Talking of whom he accosted the said same “Highbrow” on the train coming home from chess.

    Thought we forgot you Twit err I mean Pat.

    “Highbrow” talks to people whilst walking his dog, whilst bussing and training on his way to chess and clients telling all and sundry about The Clowns at The Clowncil and to read your wonderful comments.

    I digress My Lovely I worked for “Wirral Funny Bizz” and saw they were ripping off all you taxpayers making super profits for cheating thieving and maybe lying although maybe they never needed to lie Invest (In thyself) Wirral were so hopeless or alternatively something else.

    I went to see a stinky smoker called “The Football Shirt” who is a super duper director and his do as your told assistant “The Chamber Potty”

    I bet it was her great vision to encourage them to go to Reno……..NOT.

    She knew I was right with my toot toot whistle blowing and wanted to close down “Wirral Funny Bizz” but was told to keep her gob shut by “The Shyster” ..her words maybe or maybe not on tape. They still paid these criminals for 18 more months……Why???

    So I was ignored and then “Highbrow” spoke to “The Pretend Friend” and his “Poor Long Suffering Wife” who now thinks maybe she should have married the Raving Loony from the party they aspire too when they were having a cider at that funny little club were they wear silly things much like “The Dunny Chain Wearer” wears.

    They were appalled at what “Highbrow” told them went on at “Wirral Funny Bizz” and said they would follow it up.

    Beverley the original auditor was all over it like “Phil the Dill’s” “Ugly Twin Brothers” comb over.

    She was very on our side but went missing in action.

    Come back Beverley.

    Then Dirty Dave took over the audit and wrote what Dim Jim said wasn’t fit for purpose and retired.

    Probably like Gra Gra retired.

    Not.

    “The Pretend Friend” went and got them to spend £50,000.00 on Grant Thorn in the side of dishonest council people.

    The man did a great job, but so he should for 50 big ones. A really nice man too, no wonder he left Grant Thorn in the side.

    The regular auditor from Grant thorn in the side has gone too and I bet he will celebrate that.

    Gra Gra got his mates he had worked with to come in as an Improvement Board farce and stupidly had a public debacle.

    Martin the Hero of Wirral was about to speak and “Phil the Dill” ran for the hills quicker than the pig that is “The Dunny Chain Wearer” gets to the free bar as he thought he was going to be exposed for what he is and “The Football Shirt” didn’t actually run because he stands outside smoking too much followed his leader.

    My Lord I feel I might be loosing the audience at this point so I like Your Veracious Veriitous will leak a bit more of that email sent to all 66 (why do you allow those evil barstards amongst you get away with it) clowncillors.

    Sent last Monday

    “As far as I’m concerned the fact that Cllr Steve Foulkes as Mayor is Wirral’s first citizen and I am long term unemployed (and probably ) unemployable and trying hard to rebuild a life sacrificed on the altar of other people’s dishonesty and incompetence is a microcosm of everything that’s wrong on Wirral “.

    Well done that man and that is exactly how I feel on my £70 a week for three and a half years.

    MERRY XMAS TO ALL THOSE OVERPAID BARSTARDS ON OVER £250.00 A DAY THAT KNOW OF ISUS, BIG AND WORKING NEIGHBOURHOODS AND ALL COUNCILLORS WHO MAINTAIN THAT VOW OF SILENCE AND DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps Simon (Ned) Kelly for Mayor My L. the only one that has shown any decency.

    Pps The Raving Loony that suggested “Highbrow” should apologise on 8 October should not even be allowed out for Xmas Day.

    Luv you more than the enormous amount of weight “The Dunny Chain Wearer” has put on this year XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX pig.

  2. Merry Xmas My Lord

    ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 17

    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    Said he was going to retire.

    Can anyone believe anything he says My Lordsly with only 9 sleeps left?

    He certainly fitted in.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps Oh shit My L months of “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” for the next few months.

    Luv you more than the number of rings “The Dunny Chain Wearer” will get “Phil the Dill” to run around “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” in his tenure. XXXXXXXXXXX

  3. Merry Xmas My Lord

    ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 18

    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    When he turned up he wanted to know why Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods had not been sorted it was…..simples

    “The Pretend Friend” reliably informed “Highbrow”.

    So why has he spent every waking day (“Pretend Friend” not included that old goat with African trypanosomiasis commonly called sleeping sickness) avoiding these FOI’s.

    Request for Quotation
    Request to Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council by nigel hobro. Annotated by James Griffiths on 21 December 2014.
    Successful. (Not really answered)
    All “Highbrow” wants for Xmas is one FOI answered!!!

    Original BIG report
    Request to Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council by nigel hobro. Annotated by James Griffiths on 21 December 2014.
    Awaiting internal review.
    All “Highbrow” wants for Xmas is one FOI answered!!!

    Lockwood engineering ltd Liquidated
    Request to Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council by nigel hobro. Annotated by James Griffiths on 21 December 2014.
    Awaiting internal review.
    All “Highbrow” wants for Xmas is one FOI answered!!!

    Wirralbiz invoices to WBC
    Request to Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council by nigel hobro. Annotated by James Griffiths on 21 December 2014.
    Awaiting internal review.
    All “Highbrow” wants for Xmas is one FOI answered!!!

    Asset Transfer Contract
    Request to Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council by nigel hobro. Annotated by James Griffiths on 21 December 2014.
    Awaiting internal review.
    All “Highbrow” wants for Xmas is one FOI answered!!!

    Social services Bad debt
    Request to Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council by nigel hobro. Annotated by James Griffiths on 21 December 2014.
    Long overdue.
    All “Highbrow” wants for Xmas is one FOI answered!!!

    You are worth every penny Gra Gra that I have received off the dole for the last three and a half years and not one penny more.

    There are plenty more FOI’S refused by “The Shyster”.

    His performance beggars belief.

    Hey you old Raving Loony it is you that needs to apologise to “Highbrow”. You know “Highbrow” the current Mayor. Put your blanket round you.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps He only has 9 more sleeps My Morning Glory before he retires ha ha ha ha

    He’ll probably still have an office at The Clownhall.

    Luv you more than the number of people who go to Pat the twit’s community centre with the one two three business plans. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  4. Merry Xmas My Lord

    I wish you a Merry Xmas I wish you a Merry Xmas I wish…you know the rest My Loordsly.

    ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 19

    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    Well My lovely he might or might not of read the Grant Thornton Report.

    They only looked at 6 Big files.

    GT (In no particular order just a taster)

    Imagine My Worshipful Master if they had looked at all the files, these are obviously the better ones.

    I would luv “Highbrow” to look at the others sitting in “The Spotty Blue Teapot” with explanations and comment from “The Chamber Potty”, “The Football Shirt” and “Humpty Dumpty”.

    I digress Grant Thornton.

    Big 1 Big 2 Big 3 Big5

    2.32 In reviewing these applications, we, found significant anomalies which were not brought to the Big Panel’s attention.

    2.25 Based on the contents of the flowchart, Big 4’s application satisfied the local competition rule because its project appears to be “unique”. However, the flowchart did not go on to ask where the sales were primarily made, one of the criteria set before WBC’s cabinet.

    RECOMMENDATIONS

    2.66 We have made recommendations in Section 7 of this report.

    These include recommendations that WBC considers whether it:

    * can, or should, claw back the Big given to ********* ***********

    * should refer ******** *********** application to the Police.

    GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

    I won’t bore your clients any longer My Regent this is only a smidgen I just ask why Gra Gra just doesn’t do the right thing and sort it out.

    As for the Raving Loony asking “Highbrow” to apologise……for reporting criminals.

    Why you old fool I know the managing director of “Wirral Funny Bizz” was a big fan of your party are your lot in it up to your shrivelled things as well?

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps That re minds me some senior members of that Raving Loony Party were all over “Highbrow” initially and suddenly backed off. They must be in it it too for that pathetic speech at 8 October and the fancy “Bouffant” not turning up after she told “Highbrow’s” mate she was going to give them hell. Didn’t even turn up, probably at the “The Football Shirt’s” salon.

    He said it was the worst scandal in his forty years and then pushed Gra Gra’s haemorrhoids so far up they got vertigo on 8 October.

    Luv you more than Gra Gra can’t get out quick enough. XXXXXXXXX With his filthy secrets and “Highbrow’s unanswered FOI’s.

  5. Merry Xmas My Lord

    ADVENT CALENDAR DAY 20

    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakeshttp://goo.gl/znBccO in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    The man does have a heart after all Lordly as he obviously got “Phil the Dill” to mention his favourite whistle blower….. Moi…. in that rubbish local paper they use for propaganda.

    Today:

    “My thoughts are particularly with those who are alone at this time of year, to people who are out of work and may be struggling to feed themselves and provide a roof over their heads”.

    Thanks “Phil the Dill” dole for three and a half years, family all in God’s own country, beans on toast but with sausages as a special for Xmas Lunch.

    I wish you what you deserve in this Christian time.

    Thank you so much “Phil” I might put some dill on my lunch.

    Ooroo

    James

    Ps Lordly I do despair it might only be you and “Highbrow” keep me going.

    Luv you more than the number of people that mistook that big fat seal waddling across the fields for “The Dunny Chain Wearer” staggering home from Thornton Hall. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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