WIRRALGATE! – THE MOVIE

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Wirral Leaks is proud to announce the forthcoming blockbuster : “Wirralgate! – The Movie”.

This film has everything a film noir thriller should have and more – a cinematic masterpiece with more twists and turns than a rattlesnake on a rollercoaster .

Featuring…….

THE MASTER MANIPULATOR
Behind the suave presence ,the benign demeanour and the prissy pursed lips lies a ruthless mastermind hell bent on sustaining the status quo- AT ANY COST!

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THE AGENT OF DEATH

Quasimodo with a comb-over. The dealmaking go-between with a fine line in casual racism. Money doesn’t talk – it whispers: ” Give us the letter and we’ll sort you out” – AT ANY COST!!

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THE HARDFACED SCHEMER

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Feckless and wreckless  and of late has been seen gadding about the Wirral dressed like an incongruous  Matalan outcast from Wolf Hall- but look beneath the surface, and beyond his penchant for outlandish fancy dress and you’ll find this pie eating luddite has low friends in high places,  and they’ve rescued him time and time again – AT ANY COST!!!

THE FRONT

All the substance of the invisible man.The fall guy who sees no evil,speaks no evil,hears no evil . Given the choice between right and wrong he chooses to support a cover up – AT ANY COST!!!!

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THE FEMME FATALE

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Don’t be fooled by the fluttering eyelashes – the eyewitness to that document knows all their dirty secrets….and they’ll pay for silence – AT ANY COST !!!!!

THE STOOGES

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Can they play the players at their own game?….”SOITENLY!” They’ve got what the others want and they’ll pay for it – AT ANY COST!!!!!! ………

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One thought on “WIRRALGATE! – THE MOVIE

  1. G’day My Lordsville

    Have a word with Ecca My Lovely.

    Tell him to bring in the Administration NOW.

    He can’t beat this lot single handed and he shouldn’t even try.

    If he attempts to do the right thing they will crucify him before Easter.

    If he goes along with what Gra Gra wouldn’t he will go down with them.

    It is no win for this kid, even before puberty.

    Don’t be Idle Eric get the Commissioners in now.

    Ooroo

    James

    Luv you more than the number of free pints “The Dunny Chain Wearer” had this week.
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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