We REALLY Do Need To Talk About Kevin

Correction : Now Not Playing

So as we hinted at before we were briefly sideblinded it is finally farewell then to Kevin Addled (aka Utterly Butterly) Wirral Council’s Super-Duper Director of Something or Other.

The man described by Private Eye magazine as the “the council’s chief fantasist” whilst posing the question: “Is this Britain’s most credulous man?”.


Here Private Eye were of course referring to what Foulkesy would no doubt call Addled’s “bible -like devotion” to the Stella Shiu/Wirral Waters fantasy .

However with his sudden departure comes the inevitable nice big wad of public money. So what’s so unusual about that you ask?.Well can we suggest you try turning into work today and saying : “I’ve had enough of this crap – can I have a some dosh so I can get out and mess up elsewhere? ” and see what reaction you get.

Can I have a pile of cash about this big?

Can I have a pile of cash about this big?

Meanwhile on Planet Wirral (where the abnormal is still very much the norm) a town hall representative is reported to have said : “The offer of a severance payment is open to all employees who have two years or more continuous service.All payments made are in line with our agreed and published voluntary redundancy scheme.Details of all severance payments are a matter between the council and the individual.”


And so because a deal is done behind closed doors and although it’s our money apparently we’re not allowed to know how big the bung is – well not for now anyway.Let’s be honest –  life’s too short for Freedom of Information requests so it’ll only be a matter of time before the information is leaked.

But then what do Wirral Council expect when much put upon staff witness special dispensation meted out to those-in-the-know and/or those-in-the-shit?.Any shred of loyalty there is to the council goes out of the window and the next thing you know there’s yet another entry in our bulging inbox.

However as we – and some in public office who have shamefully known for some time – there’s much more to this case and we think that in the public interest we really do need to talk about Kevin…….. particularly alongside 2 other former Wirral Council luminaries.

A proper adult conversation about the standards of behaviour that councillors tolerate, council staff endure and the public fund.

Indeed there may those currently checking out Wirral Leaks from sunny Portugal who may want to join in the forthcoming conversation……


8 thoughts on “We REALLY Do Need To Talk About Kevin

  1. G’day Lordsville

    Are you and “Tarrantino” Brace in it together to wind me up.

    He had to remind me that “Ankles” at The Fudgit and Risk It Committee had the effing nerve to say that whistleblowers are courted and feted. ha ha ha ha

    “Highbrow and I are available to attend The Mayor’s Chamber anytime.

    Now you My Good Lord are talking about people in Portugal following your wonderful site.

    The only people in Portugal that could afford to follow you My L would be the numbskulls from Wirral “Funny” Bizz that nicked off with £2,000,000.00 of Wirral Taxpayer monies.

    They really are dimwits My Leaky Lord so how did they get away with it?

    Did he fess up before he went.

    “The Football Shit” didn’t get much of a send off from Ecca which must look to everyone that he has gone in disgrace.

    Hopefully a kick up the backside to follow from DCLG.

    The local rubbish propaganda sheet has closed comments on the article which would indicate this hairbrained theory of mine. (less the hair)

    Also supporting my ridiculous theory their little (red) mate in the tweed jacket from the rubbish paper from over Kev and Stella’s Stagnant Wirral Waters hasn’t written him up as a hero of our times.

    You know My Worshipful Master the little smoker that meets “Ankles” on the staircase at intervals in full council meetings to get the evidence and then has a fag with “Ugh in Boots” out the front.

    Well good riddance I say and can’t wait to see what Bobby47 has to say.

    Ooroo and bye bye to “Ankles”.


    Ps Do you think My Hero that Ecca has an apology from him to “Highbrow” and me for lying to all and sundry?

    Luv you as much as the number of people that couldn’t wait to see the back of him. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    Any word on other Invest Wirral/Wirral “Funny” Bizz/Wirral connections that might be going……… to jail or elsewhere just because they deserve too My L?

  2. G’day My Good Lord

    What a great week for Wirral “Funny” Bizz WHISTLEBLOWER’s My Gorgeous.

    Tuesday was the day (Ecca) Wirral rid itself of some of the cancer 133,315,200 seconds or 4 years 2 months and 200 days or 1,543 days since I blew the whistle on Wirral “Funny” Bizz to Adderley and Basnett.

    He sat that day with her all ears and admiration, but obviously knowing about what went on, and him boasting of his brilliant career in audit talking of how he had contacts at Inland Revenue, police etc., spouting lies under his ridiculous framed “Football Shirt” with his name on the back “LIAR” and taking me for a gullible fool.

    Some might agree with him My Lordsly like Mr Wirral “Funny” Bizz told me I was lazy and useless after my kangaroo court and sacking that “Highbrow” attended when they knew I knew what they were up 2oo,ooo.ooo.oo.

    I wonder if he still thinks that hiding in Portugal with his £2,000,000.00 knock-off four and a half years later bearing in mind I have ran 5 marathons and 4 ultra-marathons and he couldn’t actually walk around the block.

    I digress.

    AdderleyDadderlyDooDah that day his big purple head spouting porkies to me…….let me just say Lockwood Engineering, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    Only two days My Lordly to go now before the Information Commissioner has told them to show the Beverley, a real FAIR DINKUM auditor at Wirral WOULD YOU BELIVE IT?, report that has been hidden for about four years.

    The report they SUPERSEDED with a croc of shit report from Garry just before they saw him off with a, one of their much vaunted “Holy Grail” HUGE PAYOFF.

    The report should be out Monday My Lord about the BIG files that Grant Thornton found six out of six files were questionable and there should have been police action or clawback.

    There wasn’t.

    That is of course unless “The Shyster” comes up with one of his deceitful schemes to stall and take the piss out of the Wirral taxpayer again….and again and again as he does at their ongoing expense that he doesn’t seem to care about.

    I suspect My Lovely that the other 30 or 40 or so BIG files have been looked at by Ecca, they wouldn’t let Grant Thornton look at them, and if so I bet there are a lot of familiar names amongst those files, common one’s that sound like Davies, Jones, Davies, Basnett, Davies and others, and I bet they didn’t qualify for free money in great big lumps like the other 6.

    Might be wrong My Lover, I thought I made a mistake once but I was wrong.

    So on Monday not only might we see Beverley’s BIG Report it is comically enough the day Grant (waste of space and money) Thornton will give their verdict on the years accounts to “Crabapple’s Fudge It and Risk It Mis-Management Committee.

    The Wirral “Funny” Bizz Whistleblowers Association might be there en-masse to laugh at them all and ask about contingent liabilities.



    Ps How is “The Chamber Potty” still there if he has gone or did she get another of their much craved £49,000.00 gifts for being told to keep her gob shut.

    Does she have no decency?

    Pps I wonder My Worshipful Master when “Highbrow” and I will get a very belated apology from 65 councillors who aided and abetted them in their conspiracy against the Wirral “Funny” Bizz whistleblowers.

    God Bless Stuart Kelly.

    There is absolutely no doubt that even Gra Gra’s farce of a public meeting into Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods of 8 October 2014 was rehearsed and staged.

    He also brilliantly let “AdderleyDadderlyDooDah” and “Humpty Dumpty” stand up and lie in public and on “Tarrantino Brace’s” film for public record.

    Clever man no wonder he ran rings around them and ****** *** **** *** her.

    Luv you more My Great Lord more than the number of anxious moments that “Humpty Dumpty” “The Chamber Potty” and “The Garbage Lady” are having in the wake of the departure of him who will not be missed by anyone. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    Guessing competition, answers to My hero at The Towers, for one of their £49,000.00 cheques.

    What do the asterisks say?

    • Based on passed experience Mr.Griffiths we dread to think what lies behind the asterix.
      Verity would be delighted to dissect the reports should they be released.
      However and again based on past experience breath-holding is not advised.
      We suspect someone will be sent to Staples to get a bumper pack of black marker pens.

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