Control Freaks


Following on from our last post ” The Public and the Private” it is always a pleasure to publish the above serendipitous snapshot.As famed photographer Henri Cartier-Bresson would have it – the photographer did indeed capture a “decisive moment”.

Perhaps for this year’s advent calendar we should print it in all its tacky Technicolor glory.

However the main reason for revisiting this photograph is that we’ve received an eyewitness account of what happened in the aftermath of the historic publication of the casual rendezvous of 2 senior council officers in a public place presumably during the course of their public duties.

We’ve already heard the hysterical stories about the hissyfits and the threats to sue ( yeah – whatever) but what our eyewitness confirms to us that the council reaction made “The Most Improved Council in Britain” seem more like ” The Keystone Kops Meets the Last Days of the Roman Empire”.

Wallasey Town Hall – where slapstick meets sleazepit!.

As our eyewitness recounts :

” … thinking back a certain picture from New Brighton on Wirral Leaks caused a lot of fluster in the control room as the powers above at the time believed it was leaked from there, I was on duty when the red headed gang invaded the control room to inspect the recorded data I duly told them it was not us, but maybe the suspicion was enough at the highest level to get rid of the staff in case any other footage was caught on the 100 or so cameras?.We will never know as (the then Wirral Council CEO) Burgess ,who didn’t even know where the control room was located or duties carried out, but apparently was very keen to get rid of it also left abruptly.”

100 or so cameras?.No wonder that Control Room boss John Kenny and Community Patrol Manager Mike Collins were able to escape with pay – offs from Wirral Council. They then immediately got a contract as “Atlas Security” with Wirral Council patrolling 40 Wirral schools previously held by Community Patrol by undercutting the prices THEY THEMSELVES SET whilst working for Wirral Council!.

Meanwhile to help them on their way the Wirral Chamber of Commerce magazine prints a full page spread promoting Atlas Security patrol and its contract with 40 Wirral schools.

And oh look –  there’s another picture of photogenic Kevin “Addled” Adderley (see above) at the grand opening of Atlas Security printed in the same magazine.


Are you beginning to understand how this shit works yet?

Subsequently if anyone requires CCTV footage from the Wirral CCTV system who do you contact  when Wirral Council passed control over to Merseyside Police in April 2014 closing the CCTV control room and making 11 people redundant?.
The answer to the above question is  !!!

Funnily enough some of the backstabbing staff deployed as control room operators have now titled themselves Central Control Room Officers.Excuse us but wasn’t that role made redundant ?
To cap it off a recent Freedom of Information asked if the redeployed officers were carrying out over 70% of the previous employees duties.The request was met with a very firm rebuttal .Excuse us again but why are the opportunistic Quislings paid at the same grade as the staff that Wirral Council made redundant?.

Could it be the staff they made redundant knew too much of what was on those 100 or so cameras and the amateur hour snoopers with delusions of grandeur they appointed in their place are much safer bet ?.

3 thoughts on “Control Freaks

  1. G’day Lordsly

    Nice work again My Lover and obviously horrible shenanigans with the third umpire in the control tower but only to be expected by these dimwits that think they are above the law.

    Still haven’t had any acknowledgement of my email to “Eccles Cake Face” they mustn’t be letting him read his mail.

    I don’t know about the CCTV but my favourite filum is that of “Tarrantino” Brace of “Ankles” who was then impersonating a fat greedy pig “The Dunny Chain Wearer”.

    The full council meeting that Martin and “Highbrow” spoke and an interval was called, you can see as clear as day “The Dunny Chain Wearer” signalling the “Tweed Jacket” from the rubbish paper from over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters who was sitting near me to meet him out the back.

    Lo and behold I went out the back and there he was as large as life telling us he wasn’t listening.

    The “Tweed Jacket” ran out the front and met Demigog and showed her his………envelope.

    Wirralgate Wirralgate Wirralgate Wirralgate Wirralgate Wirralgate

    Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar Liar



  2. What happened with the P Thyne investigation which was so inconclusive at the first try. Have they re-opened it because there are a dozen persons who witnessed Mr Foulkes leave his seat in the council Chamber, walk up he stairs to the lobby and hand over an envelope to the journalist, which I believe he denied asserting he had no time to make the short trip.
    If the WBC is going to spend our money on investigations then please do it properly or we will FOI you to ask how much the Thynne report cost!!!

  3. G’day Lordly

    Ecca hasn’t replied to my email.
    It doesn’t surprise me he ran when he saw Paul and hid under his desk.

    Can’t be bothered with the ignoramus.



    Ps Can’t wait to see the fat purple headed buffoon that is “The Shyster” in court again over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters soon blabbering and blushing with his cheap plastic biro and expensive barrister.

    I don’t care if he wins or loses it is just comedy watching the clown.

    Luv you more than the number of days “The Shyster” has left at Wirral.

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