Busybody Liptrot and his Silent Partners

“Now where is that Wirral Leaks site I’ve heard so much about? .Perhaps I can get them to do some PR stories for Wirral Council……oh, er , probably best sticking with the Liverpool Echo ….”

The old publicity shot above features Wirral Council’s new media tsar Martin Liptrot aka Liptrotsky. We can almost hear the photographer saying : ” Yes , Marty that’s definitely your best side ,sweetie.Now what we’re looking for is thoughtful – authoritative yet relaxed. Someone who is fearless in the face of a laptop. Lovin’ the tie by the way – the colour red is subliminal but the silk suggests you’re a man of sophistication and taste.Am I right in saying the look you’re going for today is champagne socialist?….”  
A straw poll of readers decided that “Liptrotsky” was the pseudonym that best suited (and booted) the red hot Labour supporter who was appointed to a politically restricted post as council leader Power Boy Pip Davies’ personal bullshit whisperer !.
We’ve also followed up enquiries from our ever increasing readership and been informed that Liptrotsky works just TWO DAYS A WEEK for Wirral Council for his £45,000 bung – and at his side during those days is often a favoured journalist from the Liverpool Echo.
We presume that this lapdog journo is hoping for some exclusives from the crumbs off Liptrotsky’s table.As let’s face it all the local scoops have been coming our way lately courtesy of some very well placed (and disgruntled) sources.
We also understand that Liptrotsky also does the same PR job for – wait for it – Power Boy Pip Davies’ arch City Region rival Mayor Joe Anderson, despite the fact Mayor Joe and Power Boy Pip hate each other’ guts. Conflict of interest, anyone?.
Astonishingly Liptrotsky is ALSO looking after communications for Knowsley Borough Council AND Wirral Chamber of Commerce!. That’s some political busy body in the local body politic , eh folks?. And presumably well recompensed by the taxpayer.
Such is the power base that Liptrotsky has already built up that council leader Power Boy Pip Davies willingly takes his lead.Meanwhile Wirral Council CEO Eric “Feeble” Robinson continues to demonstrate his fearless leadership skills by hiding behind his desk in Wallasey Town Hall.
Somebody needs to tell Liptrotsky he is a Labour Party apparatchik – he is not an unelected de facto leader or a Chief Executive by default and he has NO business telling the council what it can and can’t do.
Oh yeah and another thing – apparently Liptrotsky lives “next door” to Pip in West Kirby……
So in conclusion if Mayor Joe doesn’t care that his “policy advisor” works for his arch rival Pip doing the same job and if after an initial burst of “outrage” the “opposition” couldn’t care less and if Eric Feeble is so compliant he doesn’t dare so much as squeak for fear of losing his job –  then I suppose it is up to Wirral Leaks to up its game and make Liptrotsky earn his money !.
One final question for Liptrotsky – what do you know about “Wirralgate”? – well might we suggest you keep reading Wirral Leaks because you’re about to learn a whole lot more…………

7 thoughts on “Busybody Liptrot and his Silent Partners

  1. G’day Lordly

    All I can think to say to Fartin Lobsterpot is

    “Phil The Very very Deluded Dill”


    “Phil The Dill’s Ugly Twin Brother with the Comb Over from Hell”



    He can ask his little mate “The Tweed Jacket with Elbows” from the rubbish paper from over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters about the passage of envelopes from “Ankles” to “The Jacket” via the eyes of Demigog.




    Ps No point talking to Ecca they are just taking the piss out of him and feeding him when he comes out from under his desk….

    Ps Luv you more My L than the silence coming out of the Clown Hall and them just letting the silly little girls speak.

  2. G’day Lordly

    The only thing I have been slightly amazed by from this shower of clowncillors since I blew the whistle to Adderley and Basnett on Wirral “Funny” Bizz on 5 July 2011.

    Their Conspiracy of Silence.

    They had a nearly perfect 10.

    “Crapapple” obviously, one drunken Friday night , sent me an email, admittedly he didn’t actually say anything but like his junior lead Ecca he probably hasn’t done writing yet.

    Now the 66 idiots are paying Fartin Lobsterpot £40,000.00 plus for a couple of days a week to tell them how to do the only thing they are good at.

    I digress My Lovely.

    Did “Phil the Very Very Deluded Dill” and AdderleyDadderlyDooDah arrange for a nuclear plant for Hilbre whilst in China recently or were they negotiating it for Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters?

    If they hadn’t let the idiots at Wirral “Funny” Bizz get away on their zimmers with £2,000,000.00 they might have been backed by ERDF and others.

    Blinking Ecca you can go and play in Kev and Demigog’s playground .



    Luv ya Lordsville XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  3. Why, during a time of austerity for the rest of us, does a squeaky clean, “most improved” council need to pay someone £432.69 a day to manage its reputation?

    For me, It’s just not adding up somehow.

  4. G’day The Good Lord

    The most improved council in the country.

    That is a TURD that can’t be polished.

    Wirral stinks like a Fartin Lobsterpot.

    “Highbrow” asked in an FOI what was in the CEO’s diary when he was attending a meeting that wasn’t happening.

    This at the time of all the shenanigans around the farce of his public meeting into Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods were occurring and he was about to depart.

    That meeting of course was the one he, AdderletDadderyDooDah and Humpty Dumpty stood and lied in public.

    I digress.

    “Highbrow” commented

    nigel hobro left an annotation (21 October 2015)

    Well if that was what was in his diary you are acquitted of your duties under FOI as it is the only record that you have.

    However it does raise questions as to the former Chief Executive’s integrity despite the protestations of the “Most Improved Council made by him and by the Corporation.

    There was no meeting in Wakefield and Mr Burgess could not have attended it, nor had it seems any intention so to do. Rather he phoned or emailed in sick thus causing pandemonium as regards the Special Meeting of the Audit and Risk Committee that had been scheduled for that day.

    He clearly emailed Councillors, forgetting Cllr Kelly, that he had a meeting that clashed with this Audit and Risk committee that had been scheduled months beforehand.

    A strange concatenation that after the meeting on the 8th October he RESIGNED.!!!!

    Oh Lordy just imagine what they would be up to if John “Tarrantino” Brace wasn’t on their case.



    Ps The place stinks from the top L and this new muppet isn’t of any use.

    They just seem to think they can do and say whatever they want and the dumb amongst them don’t say anything.

    Morals of a Demigog

    Luv ya Lordsly in a platonic way. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  5. G’day Lordly

    One of the ugliest ugliest things that has come out of the four and a half year Wirral “Funny” Bizz farces is not “Ankles” not “Phil the Very Deluded Dill” not “The Shyster” not “The Angry Little Man that never gets the job” ha ha not “Phil the Dill’s Ugly Twin Brother with the Comb Over From Hell” and not even “Clowncillor Crispy Creme Doughnut”.

    My Lovely, lots of other doughnuts are available in the Chamber.

    Boy doughnuts and girl doughnuts.

    The ugliest specimen out of all of this is ex-mayor and despicable welsh cretin “The Pretend Friend”.

    He and his good wife were appalled when “Highbrow” told them in his little cheap cider club about Wirral “Funny” Bizz.

    What has the little welsh leprechaun done since?

    He and his good lady have taken home about £150,000.00 in allowances and led “Highbrow” up the garden path and dumped him.

    This is a man that is so jealous of “Highbrow’s” intellect and wishes he was half the person.

    Half as tall would be a start.

    I believe “Highbrow” will win in the end despite the vile horrible little man goading “Highbrow” with “due process” “you can’t pick the eyes and teeth out of a corpse” and other inane crap.

    He got them to waste £50,000.00 plus to do an investigation he knew they would hide.

    He is despicable My Lordsly.



    Ps I do believe in a good bit of karma and I will enjoy that in the next few years.

    Luv you Lordly more than the number of people the Pretend Friend has led up the garden path, nod, wink, smile and stab in the back.

    There’s another turd for you to polish Fartin.

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