Staff Care

Chris meaden (allegedly)

Part of the pleasure of the winter solstice is the opportunity to stuff your face and catch up on videos you may have missed out on.

Consequently besides”Elf” and “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “Miracle on 34th St” we’ve been watching recent videos by John Brace.

We we’re particularly drawn to some tedious meeting where Labour councillor Christina Muspratt asked some searing questions of leading lame Human Resources yes man Tony Williams.

Her Ladyship commented :  ” I like the cut of the jib that woman” as Musky Muspratt asked perfectly reasonable questions as to why Wirral Council managers were not following procedures and were not undertaking appraisals of their own staff.

Our guess is because a) they can’t be arsed or b) they can’t spell apprayzal upraisal

Now we don’t know Tony Williams background but judging by his grovelling  Joe Blott-style apology we suspect he’s one of those retirees from the police/fire service who litter (and we use the term advisedly) upper management at Wirral Council and is therefore quite happy to act as you would expect a Wirral Council HR manager to act whilst he’s sitting on a comfortable pension for being a complete yes man.

Now we’d like to throw our £48,000 worth in here free of charge but somebody at Wirral Council needs to make the connection between a £ 2 million overspend ( yes that’s you again Department of Adult Social Services) , the lack of appraisals and sickness absences.

However it is reassuring to know that some Wirral councillors take their staff care responsibilities seriously.

One of our reputable sources informs us that a certain councillor  :

” Has been  making a lot of unrecorded visits to the council’s control room down in the vaults of Cheshire Lines.They do have a visitors book but she will leave no trace of her visits – strange she hasn’t noticed all of the cameras still positioned around the building.

These could be harmless visits to check on the well being of council workers or the role they are carrying out but the strange thing is the same person is always on shift alone when she makes her visits and I know councillors are quite committed but Friday and Saturday nights are beyond the call of duty.
It does help that the person she is visiting is familiar as he was once seconded to be the mayors chauffeur when she was the mayoress – just coincidence maybe but I can feel a big payout on the way.”
Now we can’t think why such such cynicism prevails but nevertheless we are quite happy to report it!.

4 thoughts on “Staff Care

  1. G’day Lordly

    It makes you wonder what the hold is that AdderleyDadderlyDooLally has over “The Chamber Potty”?

    She knew I was telling the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth honest “Shyster” when I went to blow the whistle to her and him with the ridiculous “Football Shirt” on his wall like a ten year old on 5 July 2011.

    She knew because she saw the audit reports from A4E that “Highbrow” has a copy of and she was aware she scared the shit out of Mr and Mrs Wirral “Funny” Bizz every time she came within three miles.

    They only got away with about £2,000,000.00.

    He knew “Highbrow” and I knew when Lockwood was mentioned and he told me a big big fat lie.

    He told her to keep her gob shut, her words to “Highbrow” and she did, does she have no decency, morals, ethics or principles?

    They then went on to pay the criminals from down Campelltown Road for a further eighteen months.

    What wouldn’t she do for him in or out of his shirt with ‘L I A R’ on the back.

    He had the audacity at Gra Gra’s farce of a public meeting that it wasn’t our money.

    Is the man a complete looney who’s effing money does he think it was.

    What wouldn’t she do for the stinking ashtray?



    Ps Oh Lordy have you heard who the new CEO is yet “Spotty Dog” is obviously not fit for purpose giving him a £250,000.00 pay off.

    Happy New Year L


  2. Your “appraisal ” of Tony Williams is absolutely spot on. I have had dealings with him. When Degg was about he would walk around after her cleaning up all her mess for HR purposes. He will do anything to cling onto his job and another one out of his depth!

  3. Breaking news; the dogs at the council pound are suffering from tinnitus today after 12 hours of unanswered alarm bells! Seems our fav chauffer must of been busy again doing other things, great to see the standards haven’t dropped since the 11 proper control room staff were made redundant…

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