Storm Frank Hits Wirral


#StormFrank rips through Wirral and the people of Wirral are running for cover. The front cover usually – for as we know  #StormFrank is a one man media maelstrom.

From the Wirral News and the Wirral Globe to the Liverpool Echo to the The Sun (yes ,The Sun) to his favourite sanctuary The Daily Mail.There isn’t a TV programme he won’t pontificate on – duplicitous on Dispatches , patronising on The Politics Show ,snotty on Snelly’s Radio Merseyside show.

But will his headline grabbing anti-poverty,anti-slavery,anti-yobs,anti-anyone who doesn’t worship at the altar of St.Frank onslaught be blown off course?. As the rip-roaring El Nino of Wirralgate and Thynne Part II threatens to whip up a political storm and careers and ambitions become threatened, #StormFrank spins itself into a tornado, relentlessly depositing its contents onto previously saturated ground.

So, will #StormFrank pull off the impossible ….?  Will the torrents of diversionary chaff fired up into the heavens offset the potentially devastating impact of the gathering storm and help #StormFrank to prevail?.Will all this relentless huffing and puffing save the Town Hall built of straw?.Will #StormFrank comfort his political agent with a rousing chorus of “We shall overcomb”?.

All we can do at Leaky Towers is to advise everyone to batten down the hatches……….


4 thoughts on “Storm Frank Hits Wirral

  1. And it’s all the work of God. Yes it is. This is what God does as he goes about his daily tasks of shaping the world into a better place.
    Mind, quite why he gifted the Wirral Frank Field is beyond me. Course, he did it for a reason. God does everything for a reason and I don’t suppose it’s ever worth us even bothering to unravel this knotty conundrum because we can’t possibly understand Gods grand plan.
    You see, take the Wirral. It would be perfectly easy for God to suddenly come up with a vast seam of gold and end Wirrals fiscally knackered economic woes. God could do it just like that. But he doesn’t. He goes about things in an entirely different way, a way in which sometimes many of us mutter, ‘God you are a ****’ because we don’t see the bloody point of his omnipresent thinking.
    Then there’s this fucking storm. As if having Frank as Wirral MP isn’t a big enough kick in the bollocks. Why does God think that drenching us and blowing down our fences and sending our recycled rubbish bins hurtling about up the street isn’t enough for us to cope with.
    Thinking about it some more, why did God get Eric Robinson to apply for the CEO job and get the interviewing panel to gift him the prize and wreak more havoc upon the heads of the meek and the bloody mild.
    Makes you think doesn’t it. You’d be an odd sort if you didn’t conclude God was a stinking ninny and a force for bad. Mind, now I’ve disclosed that, that I’ve called God a stinking ninny, he’ll be sure to teach me a lesson. Moreoften than not God chooses to make me stub my toe whenever I get out of bed and once it’s done I hop about the bedroom howling in pain screaming, ‘oh God. You made me stub my toe’. And that’s it really. God has decided that Frank Field is the Wirral MP, this storm called Frank will continue to blow and until God starts paying a little more attention to places that are more deserving of his bloody meddling schemes, the people of the Wirral are just going to have to put up with it, ride the wave of the chaos and pray for kinder times in 2016.
    I’d say happy New Year to everyone but its pointless. More likely, it’ll be a miserable experience littered with the odd crumb of comfort designed by God to give us all a glimmer of hope that happy times are just around the corner.

  2. G’day Lordsville

    I hope you and all at Leaky Towers have a super 2016 and your list of dobbers from Wirral grows when some realise they will never get the pay off, when given the guaranteed flick, that the senior lying cheating scum bag senior officers endow upon each other.

    Lets hope Lordy “Eccles Cake Face” the Blinking CEO has a new year resolution to be ha ha





    He could start My Leaky Lord by admitting that in the Wirral “Funny” Bizz, Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods £2,000,000.00 robbery case that

    AdderleyDadderlyDooLally lied to me in front of “The Chamber Potty”

    She who will do anything, obviously, kept her gob shut for the stinking ashtray that owns a kiddies footy shirt with his name on the back ‘L I A R’ because he told her too.

    That AdderleyDadderlyDooLally, Gra Gra and “Humpty Dumpty” all stood publicly and lied at Gra Gra’s farce of a public meeting of 8 October 2014. (If you don’t believe me “Spotty Dog” check out John “Tarrantino” Brace’s filum of said incident.

    So My Worshipful Master that would be a great start for a long term CEO that doesn’t have to leave in disgrace like the last few.



    Thank you so much darling for keeping my posts up four and a half years on, RESPECT, and to Mr Wirral “Funny” Bizz who told me I was lazy as he wheezed away with £2,000,000.00 of Wirral’s hard earned I am not even tired.

    Seems the Wirralgate mob have done a deal it is very quiet and they are not a quiet lot.

    Luv your work L.


  3. Happy New Year Leaky Towers

    Keep up the great work for the good people of Wirral.

    Keep up the great work of ridding Wirral of the scum of Wirral.

    In no particular order.

    “Phil the Very Very Deluded Dill”


    “The Shyster”

    “The angry little Man that can talk for twenty minutes without breathing or saying anything” he was never fit the for the job he acted badly after each sacking ha ha ha”.


    “The Chamber Potty”

    “The Pretend Friend”

    “Phil the Dill’s Ugly twin Brother with the Comb Over from Hell”


    “Clowncillor Crispy Creme Doughnut”

    “The one that thinks a gallery was named after her”

    Mrs Robinson here comes another year of reminding you of Wirral “Funny” Bizz, Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods until you or your impending successor does The RIGHT THING.

    How about you revisit the Beverley Edwards Report that brings up the Lockwood/Harbac asset stripping before she went missing and Dave Garry wrote a croc of shit and he went missing with £40,000.00.

    How about you revisit the Grant (£50,000.00 bonus) Thornton Report that was hidden with Beverley Edwards Report whilst smart arse AdderleyDadderlyDooLally thought the receivers could hide the asset stripping and no one would see the toothless auditors saying people should be put in the hands of the police on about page 523.

    Lets see what the creditors that were ripped off, the receivers org., and various members of parliament with an interest in these matters say Ecca you village idiot.

    How about “Eccles Cake Face” you revisit the farce of a public meeting on 8 October 2014 that Gra Gra with his 29 mistakes in 7 seconds lies publicly with his luv triangle mate AdderleyDadderleyDooLally and his little mate “Humpty Dumpty”.

    History doesn’t change anything Mrs Robinson……..fix it.



    Happy New Year also to the people that really care about Wirral

    In no particular order

    John “Tarrantino” Brace

    Nigel “Highbrow” Hobro

    Paul “Ecca’s Nemesis” Cardin. Let me go hide under my desk if Cardin gets close.

    Bobby “Everyone’s Favourite Essayist” 47

    Martin Morton


    The Brilliant LORD of WIrral, The Leaksville


  4. G’day Lordsly

    Just wanted to ask Eccles Cake Face, Mrs Robinson, if he has any idea about the seriousness of asset stripping and getting someone to write a dodgy report and for some “Dill” of a buffoon to hide reports?

    Grow up “Spotty Dog”!



    ps Thanks for that Lord of the Manor I am still obviously full of Wirral toxins after my whistle blowing meeting with AdderleyDadderleyDooLally and “The Chamber Potty”.


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