After we reported earlier this week that we paid that Ipsos MORI twerp £25,000 for telling us all about the C word it would seem it’s catching – a bit like herpes.
We’re reliably informed that the totally non-partisan , apolitical spin doctor Martin Liptrotsky is oft heard bellowing the C word around Wallasey Town Hall like a low rent Malcolm Tucker ( no , that isn’t rhyming slang ) .
Phonetically the actual C word comes out something like this :
“COM.MUN.I.CATE PEO.PLE!”
This has led to mutterings under the breath by long suffering town hall staff of a quite different C word which would certainly be familiar to the aforementioned Tucker from TV’s political satire ‘The Thick of It!’.
But really could this man be any more of a cliché ?. We know we printed his job description when he was hand-picked for the role as Power Boy Pip’s hand-holder (sorry appointed after an exhaustive search and rigorous recruitment process) but in reality his JD translates into :
- Thinking up 20 random pledges which leads to council managers having to go away scratching their heads thinking how they are supposed to measure how they are making the people of Wirral’s lives so much more fulfilling and lovelier than they already are.
- Supervising the Council’s prolific Twitter account. Where the modus operandi seems to be “more is more” or more accurately “more is bore”.
- Getting as many Wirral Council positive news stories in the Liverpool Echo as possible.Which is not so much of an ask as it once was now that the Echo have got a brand new Wirral Council advertising contract (now doesn’t that explain a few things boys and girls !) . To which Her Ladyship responded in her best Mae West drawl:”Honey, I hear the lucky boy gets paid by the column inches “


Positive drivers won’t work on the one wheeled Wirral jalopy!
G’day Lordy
Good to see Fartin Lobsterpot gets paid by the inch.
I would like to see him earn his money by showing all his inches in the rubbish paper from over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters explaining AdderleyDadderleyDooLally’s, the superest of all super super directors, on how to com.mun.i.cate (to) peo.ple as he did at “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 29 mistakes http://goo.gl/znBccO in 7 seconds)ss’ farce of a public meeting into Big ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods.
Go to John “Tarrantino” Braces filum of the very same crud if you don’t believe.
Hey Lordsville how much do we give Europe per day?
£30,000,000.00 – £50,000,000.00 per day.
So you can understand, if you are a half wit like “The Pretend Friend” or “Phil the Very Very Deluded Dill”, that allowing asset stripping, a criminal offence, and letting Wirral “Funny” Bizz get away to Portugal with about £2,000,000.00, another criminal offence, why you would believe AdderleydadderleyDoolally when he deludedly believes that
“IT IS NOT OUR MONEY ANYWAY”.
Ooroo
James
ABSOLUTELY in.comm.uni.cado
Luv ya L
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