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In the aftermath of EU Referendum we try and make sense of the momentous result by making reference to the local political scene.
First of all we note that Wirral as a whole voted to “Remain”…. but as per usual Wirral’s most prominent politician Frank Field got his own way. Let’s face it the 3 other local MPs are a complete irrelevance – and that includes shrill wannabe Angela ” more of a sparrow than an…” Eagle – who we look forward to seeing being returned to well deserved political obscurity in the wake of Jezza Corbyn’s inevitable downfall .
However we’re intrigued as to which rich political benefactor funded Frank Field’s “Vote Leave” promos on the Wirral Globe website and print edition and which flew in the face of the local Labour Party’s ” Remain” position on the EU referendum. We suspect it wasn’t “Sir” Philip Green but other suggestions are welcome…….
As we know the full ramifications of the EU referendum are still to be played out but for us at Wirral Leaks the local position is clear and we’re calling for W-EXIT.
Basically we’re advocating that our wonderful young Wirralians get the hell out of the insular peninsula as fast as they can.
Unless of course they’re quite happy to cosy up to the Wirral Chamber of Commerce, or kiss the sagging arse of a corrupt local politico, or compromise their personal integrity by being a complete mediocrity in return for being able to pay the mortgage. We need to let them know Wirral is not a meritocracy – it is run by a mediocracy.
Indeed there is no clearer indication of where things are heading than with the recent declaration that Wirral Council intended to operate as a “private sector head with a public sector heart”
To which we say Wirral Council is more empty head and a dark heart.
A Labour run Council embracing such a twisted ideology tells you everything you need to know where things are heading locally.
Unfortunately their business plan seems to consist of fines on dog crap, litter and parking. As our butler Eldritch commented the next thing you know we won’t be able to break wind without being fined by Wirral Council . Indeed we fully expect to see a picture of Cllr Bernie Mooney making herself feel important by posing with Kingdom Security and allowing them to use a Fart-O-Meter to measure methane omissions for monetary gain.
However can we suggest a few pointers to Wirral Council if they want to operate as a private company?.
- If you were a private company and your Directors run up a toxic debt of £31 million they would be disqualified – not given a six figure golden handshake.
- If you were a private company and one of your Directors offered a bribe to a group of complainants to shut them up about a secret recording which smears a business rival they would be jailed – not allowed to continue as a deputy head of the business
- If you were a private company you would have to register all of your interests and dealings with Companies House – and members of the public could discover what you’d been up to without having to resort to Freedom of Information requests
There’s a reason that Wirral has a declining population and it’s not as Cllr Steve Foulkesy believes ” a good thing” it’s because the bright, the beautiful and the talented of Wirral have seen the future and it’s not about foodbanks, false promises or fellatio.
W- EXIT is the way to go!