WIRRALGATE ! – Notorious


Deggsy and Foulkesy may be notorious – but Bergman and Grant they ain’t.

Wirral Council obviously thought they could publish the Thynne 2 report and hope it would just all blow over during the silly season.

Sorry to tell you guys but you’re not getting off that easily as we intend to continue to serialise your deep and everlasting shame in gruesome detail.

Talking of gruesome – we’re talking gruesome twosomes, threesomes and foursomes on this particular post. For starters who’d’ve thought that ex-Wirral Council alumni Martin Morton and Emma Degg would ever blow from the same whistle?. Especially when the latter allegedly called the former “mad” – which let’s face it is a bit rich (pun intended) coming from someone who was “bedazzled” by Kevin “Addled” Adderley . A man who once wore a burgundy cummerbund and matching dickie to an awards ceremony where Wirral Council received a Most Improved Council award without a trace of irony or indeed fashion sense. Even enthusiastic cake guzzler Sue Perkins pointed at him as if to say : “I’m so glad I take the other bus to Hebden Bridge…..”

Burgundy Cummerbund

As we’ve previously reported it was the Morton/Degg duo , who independent of each other , instigated the Thynne 2 report. Which let’s face it has to be the most unlikely combination since snaggle-toothed halfwit Lib Dem MP Lempit Opik hooked up with a Cheeky Girl.


We note that Patricia Thynne rather ungraciously describes Morton in her increasingly looking pisspoor report as having ‘achieved a certain local notoriety as a whistleblower’. We’re sure he’d be delighted to have that glowing reference on his CV . Anyway we  would have thought that Degg aka Uggs aka Spinderella would have been a more worthy contender for the notoriety tag. Although perhaps for different reasons!. A comment which will no doubt feeds into the victim schtick that Degg is still pedalling. The report states how Degg :“knew that as a result of this further investigation she will get even more pillorying in social media but it was more important for her to tell the truth.”  Degg’s explains that “self preservation” led to her keeping schtum for well over a year before belatedly gegging in on the Wirralgate story. Oh come off it Joan of Arc shouldn’t that be “self interest”? .

Seems that Thynne was taken in by the serial eyelash flutterer and lets her off with a mild rebuke saying that Degg had showed a “rather surprising lack of political nous”  by not coming forward sooner. Now I think we’re all agreed that if there’s one thing that La Dame De Rocket Dog  did not lack and that was “political nous”.  

If Degg was really interested in telling the truth perhaps she could tell us all about the infamous £48 ,000 payment she received and whether Foulkesy had any involvement in that particular episode.

Although to be fair and credit  where it’s due , whatever Degg’s  motive was  – our guess is getting back at Foulkesy for the role he played in her demise – at least she spoke up. Unlike the cast of cowards who have either for financial gain , career advancement  or self interest preferred to play the corporate game .

Step forward :

Graham Burgess – care to tell us how Frank Field attempted to “compromise” you by “demanding” you making £48,000 payments to the people who could bring his personal empire crashing down?

Surjit Tour –  care to tell us how keen you once were to get your hands on the Wirralgate tapes for personal benefit and not the public interest?

David Armstrong –  care to tell us when acting as Chief Executive you cravenly caved in and agreed that Field could appoint his mate Nick Warren to stitch us all up into making an unjustified  payment of public money to people who just happened to press the ‘record’ button ?.

Joe Blott – care to tell us why you think co-ordinating a cover up of all the above makes you the very model of a modern public servant?

No , thought not.


6 thoughts on “WIRRALGATE ! – Notorious

    • There are various sources on to this one.
      All we do know is that Nick Warren’s inquiry report was handed back to him after he cobbled something together in April 2015. It was handed back to him after he appeared to miss some salient points (we’re guessing he failed to mention the Wirralgate tapes).
      Latest development we heard about was that Wirral Council roped in the ever compliant and malleable Grant Thornton in an attempt to try and legitimise an out of court compensation – for what exactly we’re not quite sure.

  1. G’day Lordy

    I haven’t been around Brighton Street more than a dozen times but every time an adventure into slime, dross, crud, crime and bullshit.

    The first time to sit and report a £2,000,000.00 knock off by Wirral “Funny” Bizz and was greeted by AdderleyDadderleyDooLally and his anything you say Kev dogsbody “The Chamber Potty” with their bare faced lies and obfuscations.

    I went and met a decent auditor Beverley Edwards who did a report that was putting the best gloss on the clowncil but couldn’t cover for their criminality and incompetence.

    She went missing in action and the report was hidden.

    Saw Garry who wrote a croc of shit report and tried replacing Beverley’s report and then he was paid off with about £46,000.00.

    Saw an investigator from an independent auditor, their very own auditor from Grant (Chocolate Tea Pot) Thornton vindicated us whistleblowers, found we hadn’t told one porky, but somehow cleared all the clowncil people but I might add he wasn’t going to question them because they wouldn’t then co-operate.

    I think that might have been the better option to interview them and prove our case but we weren’t giving them £50,000.00+ for a few hours work.

    That auditor left soon after but encouraged one of us to continue the good fight.

    Then Leaks saw “Ankles” the ex-“Dunny Chain Wearer” take control of the Fudge It and Risk It Mis-Management Committii talking shit about lessons to learn lessons to learn and courting and feting Whistleblowers not long before his sellout “Brawl at the Hall in the name of a Charity Ball”.

    By the way L I saw his mayor making at his Theatre and I think I was the only one that turned his back on the prat. Another waste of money and piss take at Wirral’s expense.

    “Highbrow” and I went to see the little scum bag “The Pretend Friend”, Mr bilong “Nurse Rat” and the boss of the ill legal department “The Shyster”, “Sir Git” himself with.a rent a friendly auditor Garym with the alphabet after his name.

    On the way in “The Pretend Friend” was talking to the victim of an industrial dispute and the way he winked and smiled and said everything was alright you just knew what the outcome would be…stab stab stab.

    “The Shyster” almost fell over his big fat lying tongue to tell us he hadn’t read the report, he hadn’t read the report and at first we didn’t get his anxiety.

    Why wouldn’t he have read the report and if not what was he doing there?

    He didn’t offer us a job in accordance with the whistleblowing policy.

    Then Leaksville was the night of “Highbrow” and Martin getting their chance to address the 65 parasites when the Deputy “Dunny Chain Wearer” called a halt in the middle of their chardaes. I looked down and I thought he with his deputy dunny chain was signalling to me and pointing in his pocket.

    I thought he is going to pay me off.

    But alas, he was signalling to a dirty grubby little man in a tweed jacket with leather elbows who used AdderleyDadderley’s scent…….stinking ashtray… that fellah from the rubbish paper over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters to meet him.

    Then on the stairway were I was meeting with Cardin, Morton, “Highbrow” “Ankles” went past and said “I’m not listening lads” or words to that effect.

    He was meeting Person C….allegedly.

    The coup de grâce though My Lovely though was Graham Burge”rwithlot plus 27 mistakes in 7 second”ss farce of a public meeting into Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods of 8 October 2014, have a look at John “Tarrantino” Brace’s classic filum, were they, Burger, AdderleyDadderleyDooLally and “Humpty Dumpty took turns in standing up and lying publicly before the grey haired lover from liverpool quit.

    Hailstones had the audacity to tell “Highbrow” he should apologise what an insane old fool.

    “Crapapple” the thicker than the chair Chair of the Fudge It and Risk It Mis-Management Committee snidely said to the whistleblowers thanks for coming and something about going to the police……………….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



    Five years on and I am just warming up The Lord of the Leaks.


    Still more hidden reports to come out eventually Lordsville, the one to Horseguards makes good reading about how Wirral “Funny” Bizz didn’t even qualify for a contract in the first place.

    There might be some angry losers Master that should have got the gig.

  2. G’day Lordsville

    I was thinking about the notorious fool, idiot, numbskull or just scumbag that is the little welsh leprechaun “Highbrow’s” mate “The Pretend Friend”.

    Five years ago “Highbrow” would phone and tell me that he had had to explain again the criminal activities of Wirral “Funny” Bizz.

    Time and time again I would say that he was pulling his chain.

    We would make excuses for him, like he is old, he doesn’t understand accounting and I would say he is just pretending.

    If he did understand he should have acted properly.

    If he didn’t he should not be the new Chair of The Fudge It and Risk It Mis-Management Committee.



    Or, maybe they think he is perfect.

    Blithering galah.


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