Transformers 2

We need to thank our lucky stars that Wirral Council ‘leader’ ( ha!ha!ha!) Cllr Phil Davies aka Power Boy Pip yesterday authorised a Wirral representative to attend a ‘Transformation’ beano in Manchester today.

Unfortunately that representative was his namesake Cllr Angela Davies.

Although it must be said that whilst ‘Our Ange’ knows all about the ‘public sector transformational journey’, it would appear she didn’t like it much. Whilst working for the NHS she was quite happy to enjoy the transformation of the drug and alcohol services over into the private sector in the guise of ‘Crime Reduction Initiatives/ Change, Grow, Live’ but then it all got a bit messy for the poor lass. And whilst she was quick to criticise her new employer on the QT she soon hotfooted back to secure employment within the  NHS when she realised just exactly how they meant to ‘transform’ services.

And so the moral of this story would appear to be that ‘transformation’ is alright for us plebs but not for those with a secure pension plan – and the opportunity to enjoy free lunch and refreshments at the Manchester Hilton!


4 thoughts on “Transformers 2

  1. So “Government Transformation” is it?

    Presumably, masquerading behind this bold, heady phrase will be the Tories’ well-advanced plans to trim every area of hard fought for public services and ease them safely into their chums’ grasping private sector hands.

    What a relief for the Tory hackers and slashers that they’ve West Kirby’s finest, Hard Right Labour Phil Davies installed safely and carrying out their every wish to the letter as part of what he dubiously brands “his own” 2020 Vision, which presumably will have been cut from the Tory Party Central Office website… then pasted onto Wirral’s.

    And he’s even sending delegates at our expense, booted and suited to posh hotels at a moment’s notice by the look of it, desperate for the latest guidance to fine tune his slashing.

    Presumably Ange approached Phil and with “principles” like those described above to defend / nurture / burnish, a steady allowance, AND a regular public money salary to keep the wolf from the door, Ange could go far – if she remembers to hold her nose when it all gets a bit too overpowering !!

  2. The Sat Nav that I have borrowed has transformed its self into some sort of strange boomerang radio drama (all with an Aussie accent)……it says…..’in four hundred yards turn left’ and then it goes off on one…and says..

    “We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong, they’ve lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.”

    And then I say “Christ I am just trying to get to Manchester.”

    • G’day “Interested”

      I think the people of wirral deserve a radio play.

      Some suggestions for a title would be welcomed

      Phil the Deluded Dill and the Rogue Sat Nav

      Phil’s Lying Cheating Hiding Obfuscating telling Bare Faced Porkies days at wirral

      Phil’s I want to be a Celebrity like Foulkus keep us in here

      Phil’s bessies Brawl at the Hall at the Charity Ball

      Phil’s second bessie Crapapple and thanks whistleblowers don’t come back.
      He He (I won’t be)

      Phil’s grandparents “The Pretend Friend” and “Missus bilong him “Nurse “Girtrell” Rat”.



      Radio 4 and wirral radio I think “Interested”.

      Shit I’ve given them the idea of a radio station.


  3. G’day Leaksy

    I do hope they have told their new employees that like what they did with Wirral “Funny” Bizz all those years ago that when signing up all these investors they amassed in Cannes that we draw up the contracts but never put pen to paper.

    Just in case.

    Oh shit I forgot these new numpties have failed elsewhere and knew all those tricks before “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” had told his first lie publicly.

    No no no he probably always was a liar from schooldays.

    Mum must be so so so proud.



    Do you think they will ever do the RIGHT THING Lordy and let “Highbrow” and I go away forever?


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