14 thoughts on “Online / Off Course

  1. G’day Leaks

    I love to wake to you of a morning.

    In your last post I suggested “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” would go guarantor for something on the strength of Everpeel getting the Commonwealth Games.

    Uncle Joe has more than likely, with fingers crossed, promised that if he gets his massive dockside footie stadium either “Dill Wit” can come over and play golf soccer on it or have his own luxury spa course probably built on Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters like his floating pitch.

    You say Leaky

    Shame some of our senior councillors and council officers aren’t acquainted with the wonders of www

    I thought the www stood for “wirral’s wors(t) wallies”



    Luv a glor(y)ious morning L reading you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    Sorry dyslexia kicked in.

  2. G’day Leaks,

    That is a great and marvelous scandal in the making…. But I feel I must stay loyal to my first true love…. That is, the Wirral Biz one …. Because…

    The Aussie will always rule!

    But my Lord I am always interested…

    Look out for the Boomerang!

    • Luv you too “Interested”

      H O L L A N D

      Can you find out how that radio play is going?




      Why do you find me so YUMMY “Interested”?

      Don’t answer!

  3. What a superbly researched comment.
    Not that it is likely the arrogant numpties who infest Wallasey Town Hall are likely to take the slightest interest.
    All that El Supremo Davies and his cohorts are concerned about are headline grabbing entries in the local papers.
    They may also have been banking on the possible perks of free golf membership at the new resort.
    Purely in the interest of ensuring value for money of course!
    To quote Private Eye. “Drinks all round. The Wirral Tax payers will pick up the bill”

    Meanwhile, the disgraced Stewart Halliday continues to trouser over £15,000 EVERY MONTH of our money.
    His salary, before jumping ship from York City Council, was £70,000 a year; generous enough for someone who played fast and loose with York citizens` cash but, the benevolent residents of the Wirral, are paying him almost that amount every four months.
    What a wonderful recruitment by our H.R. department who, presumably, made no background checks directly with York City Council as to his performance.
    A York resident contact informs me that the local Constabulary are being asked to take an interest in the nefarious contract dealings originated by “Happy” Halliday.

  4. The Nicklaus Joint Venture Group other than the obligatory £1000 shares, don’t have a pot to piss in between them, with a track record as individuals of spending other people’s money and coming up with very little for it. Sound like the perfect partners for Wirral Council, what could possibly go wrong?

  5. I wonder if El Supremo Davies will now try and claim that this brilliant development proposal at Hoylake was in fact the brain child of one Martin Liptrot who has secretly been working on it for a couple of years.?
    This will then justify the extension of his ALLEGED short term contract with maybe a pay rise and bonus voted through the supine Council?

    • G’day Charlie

      Do you think “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” found “Fartin Lobsterpot” down the golf club.

      It wouldn’t, I don’t think, of been at the footie at Everpeel can you imagine the “Dill Wit” sitting down the Gladys with his chubby pink cheeks?

      Nah it must of been at the golf/soccer, the masons would have him although I could see him in an animal suit at “The Pretend Friends” cheap cider club.



      • James, I’ve been invited, oh, I think three times now to experience the delights of the cheap cider club.

        But caution has counselled me not to ever have acted upon the Pretend Friend’s kindly offer.

        Imagine it. Being plied with drink, lurching home in the dark through lovely, scenic Central Park, but not making it.

        And then an early dog walker finding my prostrate, dew-covered cadaver at six o’clock the next morning, with its skull bashed in by a nearby, rusty council issue shovel.

        No, I want to keep Wirral In It Together as a going concern and churning out scandal – if I can keep up with the pace. That’s a priority !!

  6. Good morning my Lord,

    I am trying hard to get up before the Aussie this morning (no I am not in bed with him!)

    I am told that the clocks go back 6 years to day, so, as everyone always says , it’s always confusing when that happens….. Hang on…. look out… Here comes the boomerang…

  7. ….”We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was was all wrong, they’ve lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.”

  8. G’day Leaks

    That “Interested” is an early bird Leaky, he beat us up this morning didn’t he hey?

    Nudge nudge wink wink a nod’s as good as a wink………

    to a blind donkey like “The Blinking CEO”, “Eccles Cake Face”, “Spotty Dog” “The Invisible Man”
    “Ecca Himself”,

    I would like to wish your mum Lordsville, wherever she is, a very happy mothers day, she must be so proud of you and particularly your efforts on this site.

    Unlike the three favourite Regurgitation maestro’s AdderleyDadderleyDooLally, “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” and of course no one’s real friend “The Pretend Friend” who’s mothers should, each and every one of them, be ashamed of their behaviours over Wirral “Funny” Bizz, Big, ISUS an Working Neighbourhoods..

    Lordy, in their ex-local rubbish propaganda sheet

    Happy Mother’s Day! Meet some of Wirral’s best mums

    If this was a competition they would have nominated their dogsbody “The Chamber Potty” and “Adders” would have thrown in “Ugh Botts” if she actually lives in wirral.



    “Interested” the best radio play writing happens early morning.

    Luv and deepest respect L, you, “Tarrantino”, Cardin and “Highbrow” should be given the freedom of wirral. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX and that wonderful Martin Morton should be beatified.

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  10. Suggest its about time that Phil Davies’ empire was trimmed.

    The elected Councillors for Royden, Hoylake & Meols, West KIrby and Thurstaston and Heswall Wards should propose that the Western wards leave Wirral MBC and go in with West Cheshire UA (Pensby & Thingwall should be included but their Councillors just do what Phil tells them)

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