Election Selection : Week 1

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Wirral has its own NHS – who knew?

After this week’s call for a snap election we thought we’d set up a weekly report on the local political hustings fun , campaign fails and General Election jiggerypokery. Accordingly we’d like to invite our readers to send in any of their electioneering snippets and general observations on the madness of modern politicking.

The Usual Crap

First off – we’ve been forwarded the Prenton edition of the ‘Brickie to stand for Metro Mayor’ campaign leaflet first reported here : Purdah Palaver

It would seem the local Labour group are riding on the coat-tails of the Metro Mayor election and inserting information about their local wards in the middle of the glossy 4 page propaganda piece . The Prenton edition  (see above) is particularly inept featuring as it does a regurgitated press release about the Liverpool City Region by Cllr Phil ‘Power Boy Pip’ Davies and the compulsory piece about dog crap – because as we know that’s all the Wirral electorate care about according to former Wirral Council CEO Steve Maddox.

However what is most galling is the gurning features of Cllr Angela ‘CGL’ Davies and Cllr Tony ‘Tight-fit” Norbury holding a ‘Care For the NHS’ placard. The doublethink going on here is mindblowing.  Once again these mindless hypocrites are quite happy to campaign to keep the NHS from ending up in private hands – started by the Labour Party under Tony Blair , lest we forget – but are quite happy for Wirral Council services to be farmed out to the lowest bidder. Of course Cllr Angela Davies cares for the NHS so much because not only does it pay her a good wage but when the service she worked for was outsourced to Change! Grow! Live ! (FFS!) she didn’t much like it and bolted back to the warm bosom of public service. Shame she doesn’t afford that opportunity to Wirral Council employees facing redundancy and/or less favourable employment contracts in the private sector. Just sayin’!

May Day

Tip-top local blogger Wirralinittogether (geddit?) clearly doesn’t need to go to Specsavers as he counted not one, not two but three local at Tory leader Theresa May’s election launch in Bolton .

Tory Voters in Wallasey and beyond. You’re being taken for fools

All we can say the Tory councillors must’ve felt at home in Bolton at their Labour led Council is another one that thinks it can do what the bloody hell it likes with public money! Last year Bolton Council were heavily criticised for giving £300,000 of public money to a private law firm – like you do!


Moonlighting for Margaret ?

These must be trying times for Wirral Council’s renaissance man Martin Liptrotsky. Policy advisor, business guru and political campaigner – is there no beginning to this man’s talents? Having helped Margaret Greenwood win the Wirral West for Labour seat at the the last General Election we have to wonder with Liptrot being appointed to a politically restricted post at Wirral Council who Greenwood is going to get to do her ‘dirty work’ this time round? Now we were no fans of previous Wirral West MP Esther McVey but the Liptrot orchestrated campaign at the last election was perhaps the most vicious and nasty in recent memory. And we’re not talking about the abusive graffiti , we’re talking about “Lord” Prescott’s appearance on West Kirby beach and Labour deputy leader John McDonnell endorsing a comment by a local Labour activist to ‘hang the bitch’ . So much for Labour leader Jezza Corbyn’s call for ‘kinder,gentler politics’ !  Needless to say any reports that Liptrot is moonlighting for Margaret during the latest campaign will be gratefully received!……………..


15 thoughts on “Election Selection : Week 1

  1. My Lord,

    For a moment I thought that you had moved into soft porn when I read that you were proposing an ‘Election Selection.’ (The Aussie will get this dirty joke)
    And then I read what you had written….
    My Lord, you have moved into soft porn! (I am going to need my high vis glasses now) ha ha

    • We were torn between Election Section and Election Selection.Older readers will appreciate the pun. We leave moving into soft porn to Wirral Council – they’re the experts in such matters.

  2. G’day Leaksy

    Who would you vote for?

    The “Pretend Friend”?

    Received: Sunday, 8 April, 2012, 3:19 AM

    Dear Mr Jones

    I am celebrating a very Christian Easter eight months after I sent you the email below.

    The Council auditors have spent all those months avoiding the issues, people going on sick leave, avoiding interviewing Nigel Hobro at all costs for as long as they can. We have had Turn Around Committees and now a pretend ogre by the name of Frater.

    All the time diluting the highway robbery of Wirral Biz.

    As an ex-tax auditor in Australia I could have wound up this case in a matter of weeks.

    How do you people sleep at night without the fear of a lightning bolt.

    It makes me want to wish that those people on sick leave are really very, very sick…..but I don’t.

    I am still unemployed Mr Jones and I wonder how these people, like those at Invest Wirral, can collect their pay each week knowing that they just do not understand basic bookkeeping.

    What are Peel going to do to them?

    Have a Happy and Holy Easter


    Why do I call him “The Pretend Friend”?



    Oh Lordy and he was “Highbrow’s Mate


    Adrian ER. (Councillor)
    To james griffiths
    CC wendy@wirralbiz.biz lindaturnbull@wirralbiz.biz Adderley, Kevin Basnett, Paula B. barbara.woods@nwda.co.uk and 6 more… 08/08/11 at 7:20 AM

    Dear Mr Griffiths,

    The concerns you brought to my attention have been properly referred; I have no continuing role.

    Yours sincerely,

    Cllr Adrian Jones
    Cabinet Member, Corporate Resources.

    LITTLE wELSH SCUM BAG with or without an audit trail.


    Luv ya on every Monday Leaks XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  3. One of the many former C.E.Os of Wirral Council claims that the Wirral voters were only interested in “dog crap.”

    Many of the more enlightened ones are very interested in the “overpaid crap” who inhabit the senior corridors of power at Wallasey Town Hall and the “crap” which emanates from them.

    • Well everyone appears to be wading in full turbo this morning….so here is the B00MERANG…

      “We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong, they’ve lied, cheated, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.”

      The Aussie on the Wirral biz/ Council scandal.

  4. G’day Leaks and Boomboomerang

    It’s time to give it up you idiot.

    Message to “Phil the Very Very Very VerySlimy, Elusive LYING Dill”.

    Why would anyone trust you with money?

    Another 1-2 bankrupt you idiots gave I think £20,000.00.


    “Dill Wit” you have no idea.

    How much did you get in Cannes?

    I mean spend.



    Their gang has no idea and don’t care about taxpayers monies.

    Luv you boys, but Leaky is numero uno XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    How did they find such losers and lots of them?

    I know.

  5. G’day Leaks

    Seeing as no one has written to you today about elections.

    Lets have our own.

    Who is the biggest liar at wirral?









    In no particular order.



    I have only had intercourse with 5 of them so I am not a reliable source.


  6. I’ll go for then CEO Graham Burgess and his 7 ‘mistakes’ (each and every one a lie) in 29 seconds and broadcast on the extremely accommodating Roger Phillip’s lunchtime radio show that fills the airwaves every weekday from Southport to St Helens and all points in between.

    So that is not just ambitious ………. it’s BIG !!

    • G’day
      Paul, LEAKY, “Highbrow” “Interested” “Boomboomerang” Chas, Martin and the rest of “THE POSSE”

      Thanks Paul for letting the abused taxpayers of wirral hear our theme tune again.

      You’ll Never Walk Alone, Z Cars ha ha ha ha ha

      An even bigger disaster than the two failed again football teams.

      The w I R R AL C L O W N C I L anthem

      29 M I S T AK E S I N 7 S E C O N D S

      By Burge(rwithlotand29mistakesinsevensecond)s’s

      All Stand

      Liverpeel FC and Everpeel FC trophies NILCH

      wirral BC trophies galore



      Music to my ears and would luv to dance to this with you Leaksville

      Now coming up to six years since I blew the whistle to AdderleydadderleyDooLally and Basnett on Wirral “Funny” Bizz, Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods and their £2,000,000.00 knock off.

      C’mon Ecca and “Dill Wit” speak up.

  7. Heard on the grapevine that the Council is disarray with various projects failing.
    Leisure services
    Access Wirral

    The list is endless time for changes!!!!

    • G’day Mr Hell

      I have been saying for almost six years how incompetent they are.

      They say how petty the Wirral “Funny” Bizz, Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods only being a £2,000,000.00 knock off is but why would they only be incompetent over one issue.

      When you are in such a massive business you have to work hard on all aspects.

      Which of the fat, purple, bulbous headed buffoons looks like they work hard to you?



      Leaky luv and maybe Mr Hell might join our Posse XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  8. G’day Leaky

    I look at the cheating liar that is “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” the mamby pamby mummy’s Caldy boy and I see, or, feel he would be a Rotarian.

    Don’t really know or care but he is made to measure


    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha




  9. Hello Mr Hell,

    I am going to send you the BOOMERANG….

    “We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong. They’ve lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.”

    The Aussie, on the Wirral Biz/Council scandal….

    (Now I can say that the ‘boomerang’ has been to hell and back…haha)

  10. G’day Leaky

    As the posse seem to be on holiday I thought I might run my newly written joke book past you.

    It is called

    The Highlights of “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill’s” Brilliant Leadership


    in short


    £1 BILLION plan to transform Birkenhead and Wirral
    Controversial Wirral parking charges scaled back after public outcry
    Proposals for new Wirral fire station in Saughall Massie rejected
    Wirral council to spend another £600,000 trying to make Jack Nicklaus golf resort a reality
    Council recommends approving controversial fire station on Saughall Massie greenbelt
    Setback for ambitious plans to revitalise Birkenhead town centre
    China deal could see new garden at Garden Festival site
    Wirral head of child services refuses to resign after damning watchdog report
    Tories call for heads to roll over Wirral council’s damning Ofsted report into children’s services
    Wirral council bosses delay decision on £190m Hoylake golf resort
    Celtic Manor in talks to run £190m Hoylake golf resort
    Why Ofsted branded Wirral’s children’s services “inadequate”
    Liverpool and Wirral Stock Exchange will support growth of local firms
    Work set to start on Birkenhead redevelopment ‘by early 2017’
    Wirral council workers will now keep retirement gifts after authority tried to claw them back
    Wirral trying to make International Trade Centre a reality despite Peel deal falling through
    New Brighton will be model for Birkenhead’s £150m re-development
    Wirral Council scraps £1.1m Hamilton Square traffic plan in favour of “wider regeneration”
    Wirral compared to Surrey after massive survey of residents
    Work could start on Birkenhead town centre redevelopment in ‘late 2016’
    New proposals for Hamilton Square revealed after outcry over £1.1m plan to open square up to traffic
    Chair Phil Davies quits region’s ‘super cabinet’ – what happens next?
    Unions plan protests over devastating £24m Wirral council cuts
    Wirral Chamber of Commerce in partnership deal with Isle of Man
    Wirral council chiefs under fire for giving Labour spin doctor a bigger office
    Wirral and Reno twinned – but what have they got in common?
    Wirral Chamber helps forge Chinese business links
    Wirral’s aim to ‘twin’ with Reno in Nevada for mutual business ventures
    Pay rise could be on the cards as Wirral starts search for new chief executive
    Lyndale school closure call in meeting at Wallasey town hall tonight
    Investigation launched after Wirral council paid consultancy company five times the agreed £50,000
    Children’s centres in Wirral to be cut from 16 to four in bid to slash millions off council budget
    Campaigners hoping to save Merseyside special school left in tears as council rules against them
    Row after Wirral council bosses jet off to conference
    Wirral Chamber secures deal to deliver Start-Up loans to fledgling businesses
    Merseyside ‘super council’ to be called Halton, Knowsley, Liverpool, St Helens, Sefton and Wirral Combined Authority
    Councillor apologises after being recorded allegedly using inappropriate language about another official
    Wirral council pledge investigation into secret tape
    50 jobs to go as part of Wirral council’s ‘tough’ budget proposals
    Fresh twist in Wirral council ‘Downton stairs’ row
    Wirral council leader says he would welcome whistleblower Martin Morton back
    Wirral businesses reject Chamber merger plans
    Wirral Council defy Government to ban filming
    Wirral Council row over £3,500 conference bill
    Row over election of Wirral’s deputy mayor
    ‘Toxic debts’ add to Wirral council’s budget woes
    Investors lining up for Wirral’s golf resort plans
    Hoylake town “is bypassed” by visitors to golf tournament
    Exclusive: Wirral Council suspend three senior officers, including acting chief executive
    Wirral council could not attract a “top notch” permanent chief executive because of its current poor reputation, according to its leader
    Wirral council slammed by watchdog over highways contract
    Wirral International Trade Centre multi-million pound deal signed in Beijing
    Wirral council leaders head to China for signing of International Trade Centre deal
    Wirral Council £700,000 council tax rebates to people who do not pay council tax bills
    Wirral council leader accused of bullying
    Wirral set to be twinned with two of China’s wealthiest cities, Taicang and Jiang Yin City

    Amazeballs Leaksville no lowlights.

    I don’t understand why people might think this man is not a successful high achiever.

    Look at what he has done for wirral




    All headlines from that rubbish paper from over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters.


    My next work of literary genius might be

    Around the World with Davies Basnett Burgess Degg Adderley Robinson and Bringing Home the Bacon or at Least Porking It

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