Hot Flush


Firstly , thanks go out to fellow Wirral blogger John Brace who generously tipped us off about a Local Government Ombudsman (LGO) decision made earlier this year which was published this week:

Serendipitously it coincided with our regular leaks direct from Wallasey Town Hall and combined together they tell you everything you need to know about Wirral Council’s warped priorities.

As you can see the notoriously stingy LGO ,  who are rammed with local government failures , ruled in favour of parents who had made complaints on behalf of their disabled children who had been denied transport by Wirral Council. The LGO financially penalised Wirral Council accordingly. Well ,when we say Wirral Council, we really mean us ,the long suffering Wirral council taxpayers, as let’s face it, the people responsible for this injustice never pick up the tab – we do!

Compare and contrast this decision with the fact that a disabled super-toilet has been installed on the ground floor of Wallasey Town Hall. When we say a super-toilet we mean a toilet equipped with a heated seat and a douche facility. As let’s face it we all know the most prominent inhabitants of Wallasey Town Hall are full of crap!


Meanwhile another leaker provided pictures of new chairs being delivered this week to the Treasury Building on two consecutive days . We can’t help feeling that both leaks serve as a perfect metaphor for Wirral Council  – as they appear to be forever protecting their own arses!

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Under the circumstances we can only suggest that Wirral Council employees wanting to climb the slippery pole press the ‘Turbo’ button. The symbol represents your tongue kissing someone’s arse. This may mean the people who pay your wages evidentially don’t get a decent service but hey! what do you care ? –  you get to pay your mortgage and pretend you’re a pillar of the community.

6 thoughts on “Hot Flush

  1. This is not the only recent installation on the Wirral. We now have SIX mermaids installed at various points around New Brighton. I guess this is to celebrate the upcoming anniversary of the SIX years of the Wirral Biz/Council scandal…….

    ‘Granty’ stick that in yer Inferno (as you claim to love Wirral Leaks so much). Go on…..go on…..

    • And here is the BOOMERANG….

      ‘We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong, they’ve lied, lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.’

      The Aussie on the Wirral Biz/Council scandal.

  2. A brilliant piece.!

    I only wish that I lived closer to Wallasey Town Hall so that I could make use of the luxury of a heated toilet seat and an anus ablution.
    I wonder if they have a similar one for the Top Brass,with a tea/coffee dispenser alongside,so that the occupant can sit at length and ponder how to screw even more money from the Council Tax payer?

  3. I meant to add that the L.G.O. ordered the Council ( i.e.Council Tax payers) to give the effected families a total of £1,500.
    This is only one tenth of the amount that we pay the disgraced Stewart Halliday EACH MONTH

  4. G’day Leaky and Paul

    You have cheered me up so much this morning.

    The thought Leaks of the best of Brighton Street being turboed into Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters quicker than them apologising and fessing up on their Wirral “Funny” Bizz, BIG, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods debacles.

    The other thought Paul thanks to you is of another nickname for everyone’s favourite posh West Kirby turd and Calday mambie pamby mummies boy

    “Douche Head Davies”.



    I woke up feeling lower than the ex-“Dunny Chain Wearer” “Ankles”…… thanks fellas two of my grandkids in Oz are having a birthday party today without a gift from granddad.

    God Bless the twats and pray the turbo backfires..


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