Election Selection : Week 8

Red Braces

Labour groupies Cllr Chris Meaden and Cllr Janette Williamson admire Frankenfield’s red braces and his homage to 1980’s wankers, sorry, bankers and the glory days of Thatcherism. Pic courtesy of Wirral Globe 

We don’t know how you feel but this has seemed to be the longest 8 weeks of our lives. At last we can get back to moaning about the weather and Wirral Council.

Our interest in national politics only extends to how it affects the local political landscape. By which we mean Frank Field  – obvs. For as we know Frankenfield is the de facto political leader on Wirral. Let’s face it –  McGovern , Eagle and Greenwood are mere also-rans in Wirral’s political stakes.

With Merseyside totally in the red  when it comes to local politics – from the Metro Mayor and his cabinet to all council leaders and constituency MPs and the Merseyside Police and Crime Commissioner Jane Kennedy there is an unprecedented concentration of  power invested in one party. Whilst that is the democratic right of the people, it scares us to death, not only because it suggests there is no effective opposition but primarily that some of the people who wield power are just so bloody awful.

But it’s not all bad news – with a hung parliament and with fox-hunting enthusiast Theresa May now experiencing what it’s like to be hunted by the ruthless and privileged ( i.e her own party) it would appear that there could be another general election on the horizon (*sighs* all round at Leaky Towers).

This of course would mean another bumper pay day for Wirral Council’s Returning Officer Eric ‘Feeble’ Robinson who as we know must be struggling on his £180K + salary which is supplemented by the bumper pay outs amounting to tens of thousands of pounds he receives for declaring the seemingly never ending round of elections.

Hey Eric – any more thoughts on donating your bonus to supporting local charities or foodbanks or the New Ferry explosion fundraising efforts like a former Wirral Council Chief Executive used to do?

No – thought not!


4 thoughts on “Election Selection : Week 8

    • G’day Will

      I doubt with Ecca “Spotty Dog” “The Blinking CEO” who is the “expert in caring” earning £200,000.00 plus has time or the will to do his own reading.

      It looks to me like he gets “Douche Head Davies” “Philly Liar” “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” to do it for him and we all know that the pink cheeked mambie pambie mummies boy with his florid cheeks to do it for him and we all know that the peanut in question must be dyslexic if he can’t read 600 plus pages on the Wirral “Funny” Bizz, BIG, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods and find nothing to apologise about to the whistleblowers.

      Its time Willy boy they put the scum bag in the turbo dunny and send him down to Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant Wirral Waters and they could use “The Pretend Friend” as ballast.

      It would make a great water feature to match Uncle Joes upcoming delusional water park,



      The water feature can be opposite Uncle Joes Everpeel floating footie pitch.

      Keep it up Will people will listen sooner or ……..too late.


  1. G’day Leaky

    You know how pollies always pick a good time to give bad news?

    What about this.

    On account of LOSING the election last week they are splashing everywhere the investment they got from Cannes.

    Their ex-local rubbish propaganda sheet

    Cabinet asked to approve £1 billion Wirral regeneration plan

    Oh Leaky “Douche Head Davies” is going to save us.

    He’s kept all that investment secret since his return.

    “Philly Liar” has set up a company, I couldn’t be bothered looking it up but it will no doubt be the USUAL SUSPECTS, himself “Phil the Very Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING, Dill” AdderleyDadderleyDooLally, Basnett, “Mr Cammell Turds” err what’s his name the bloke from all the awards, the call centre jails, et al.



    I do luv a good news story Leaky like I luv you. XXXXXXXXXXXX

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