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Billionaire Boy’s Club (Plus Princess Paula)

Tower Gardens

Tower Gardens : ‘Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you’ll have to drug me’

We had previously questioned whether the cancellation of the Special Meeting of Wirral Cabinet on 22 May had something to with purdah during the run up to the General Election.

Political Manoeuvres In The Dark

As you can also see we asked whether there would be a surprise waiting for us when the interminable electioneering period was over . We anticipated that council “leader” Cllr Phil ‘Power Boy Pip’ Davies and the rest of the burgeoning Billionaire’s Boy Club that went to the MIPIM event in Cannes earlier this year would reveal to us all the international trade deals that had been expertly negotiated during their spring break.

And sure enough this morning  there was a launch of a ‘£1 billion Wirral regeneration plan’ . Although Power Boy Pip shared his Wirralian hallucinations in Cannes it would appear there weren’t any takers and so deploying that old maxim ‘if you want something doing – do it yourself’  the council-led ‘Wirral Growth Company ‘ has been set up. Sadly what we have is not £1 billion of investment but  ‘a shared our vision for £1bn worth of development opportunities’ .


So it would seem we’re back in the realms of ‘possible new look Tower Gardens’ and ‘possible redevelopment in Brighton Street Wallasey, and Hamilton Square’. All very much a case of dream the impossible dream and absolutely no mention of the Wirral Waters International Trade Centre. That particular fantasy seems to have been assigned to a watery grave as judging by the pictures in the Wirral Globe we now have a new set of artist’s impressions to laugh at and which suggest to us that someone has been let loose with the watercolours whilst under the influenceand some serious mind -altering drugs.

We have undertaken an Ipsos MORI  inspired vox pop of Wirral Council’s new shared vision at Leaky Towers. This may just have involved asking Her Ladyship, Eldritch and Verity what they think –  might we suggest their respective responses of : “Yeah! whatevs!, ” Here we f*cking go again”  and “Srsly?” is a more valid representation of public opinion than most pollsters have come up with lately!

Needless to say among the audience at today’s launch held at Woodside was ‘ Princess’ Paula Basnett, CEO of Wirral Chamber of Commerce.

She announced :  ” We have been awarded the business engagement and support contract for Wirral….”

Yes , of course you have Paula. And we’re sure it was a rigorous, open and transparent process!  We are therefore led to conclude from today’s historic announcement that there are 4 growth industries on Wirral – artist’s impressions , foodbanks , the Wirral Chamber of Commerce and whoever supplies their CEO with the frocks for the never-ending cycle of press launches and awards ceremonies!  It’s as simple as ABC….

I’ve seen the future, I can’t afford it
Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers! Here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjacks – gonna build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you’ll have to drug me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
So tell me
Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire
Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire!

Millionaire! Billionaire! Trillionaire!

Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
What’s my opinion? I’d give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there’s just one secret I think you should share

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
So tell me
Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire
Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire!

Who wants to be millionaire?
I do! – I don’t! – I do!
Who wants to be millionaire?
I do! – I don’t!

I’ve seen the future and I can’t afford it


19 thoughts on “Billionaire Boy’s Club (Plus Princess Paula)

  1. There be a Wirral growth company Ltd incorporated March 2017, one share, director David Armstrong

    Whether this is to protect the name only I know not

    I hope so as it would be naughty to transfer public property into a private limited company so for now assume it is to protect the name

      • Right on Leaks

        He is the I will do anything for you as long as I have an audit trail Like “The Pretend Friend” good guy.

        Angry little “Higher Duties” go to boy.



        Creep like the Jones s’

  2. Wirral is an absolute cesspit of corruption! I don’t know how these people sleep at night. Can someone tell me what Kevin Adderley actually does these days? He has a fancy title but him, Paula and the rest of this Chamber seem to just get bankrolled by the Council as far as I can see!

    • Egerton House started as govt property then by degrees transmuted into property belonging to the Chamber.

      Government funds went to alliance fund managers to lend to enterprising companies ut from msif to alliance fund managers an alchemical change occurred. The government withdrew. Left the legacy of repaid funds and interest and the afm became a private company affording a living to likes of Mrs Basnett husband who don’t have to comment on balls ups like new concept gaming Ltd or like Asia Europe Ltd since it now is no longer public money.

      Brave new networks with such people in them to misquote The Tempest

  3. G’day Leaks

    I doubt you missed it but you didn’t comment.

    In the ridiculous article in that rubbish paper from over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters with “Philly Liar” stressing they are only SUGGESTIONS and IDEAS in the filum

    “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING Dill” you sure they are not just


    There in the near background is the over peroxided blonde “Chamber Potty” giving some poor down trodden call centre worker a good old ear bashing

    Do you know who my husband is?

    Do you know who my husband is?

    Do you know who my husband is?

    Don’t you forget it.

    My AdderleyDadderleyDooLally will sort you out if you mention my roots again in public.



    Just there annual bullshit Leaksy.

    Did “Legweak” pay his pound for his share in the new money spinner,or, just another pound of his festering weak lilly livered flesh.

    Luv you Leaksville XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  4. Following the earth shattering announcement, and lavish publicity, of the Billion Pound investment- but no money to pay for it- does that mean that the temporary contract of Liptrot will now be confirmed as permanent “because of his outstanding work in bringing this huge investment to the Wirral?”
    Drinks all round.!

    Will the Council again be seeking the help of an Asian lady who conned them last time?
    In the weird and corrupt world of Wallasey Town Hall anything is possible.

  5. I wonder if there is an artists impression of what they intend to build on the site that was once the Borough Road shops, now happily demolished. I know, will it be grassed over, lumps of wood hammered into the ground to prevent parking and then used as either a dogs toilet or a junkies/alkies meeting place. I fear the latter.
    Where can we get hold of this new brochure of artists drawings? Can you imagine a square box on the corner of Hamilton Square, a listed grade 1 site. There is no money, no one interested in developing anything other than Liverpool, it is a run down and decrepit town with nothing to offer visitors at all. Port Sunlight Museum, not in Birkenhead, remains a happy exception.

  6. G’day Leaks

    It really is silly season.

    That is AWARDS season L before they jaunt off on the summer junket together with “Philly Liar” and when “The Chamber Potty” spends most of her day in the peroxide salon.

    In their ex-local rubbish propaganda sheet

    Paula Basnett, chief executive of Wirral Chamber of Commerce said: “Each year the creativity, innovation and entrepreneurship demonstrated in the award applications we receive simply gets better and better.

    How the fuck would she know?

    She and her boss AdderleyDadderlyDooLally were in charge of Wirral “Funny” Bizz and their £2,000,000.00 knock off.

    They and “Douche Head Davies” have lied and lied and lied ever since claiming their Regeneration crud was successful.



    They get paid big bucks for this crud and dross Leakeyville.


  7. I have sent these latest plans to my relatives abroad. I can still hear them laughing, they too want to know what happened to Wirral Waters. There must be a way of holding this plan to account from opposition councillors and shaming this administration. Anyone could produce this kind of tripe?! Is there any money attached at all, where are the dates, (Prince2) next steps etc. etc. We cannot let these half wits try and con us with stuff, where is the opposition? Expose these greedy trough dwellers, have some bottle and ask, before it is used to prop up a wonky chair leg. They must have had some inkling about funding before they would be allowed to spend my money on a brochure and a mad artist…surely!

  8. G’day Leaks

    Is this new grand plan (delusion) to put us of the trail of “Douche Head Davies” super duper golf resort?

    How much I wonder have they wasted on that last shit heap of an idea?

    We could ask their auditor, and sometimes independent auditor, Grant (Chocolate Teapot) Thornton but they wouldn’t have any idea.



    You could probably tell us Paul how many LOBO Loans they have going, or whatever they are called.

    God Bless everyone around Lyndale School and Girtrell Court and God Damn “Missus Bilong the Pretend Friend Nurse Rat”.

    Luv you Leaksly and don’t ever sell the Towers to em XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  9. So about this Wirral Growth Company! Why do we need to prop this up with Council funding when we already have a Regeneration Department?

    • We have to watch whether Wbc does transfer funds to this Wirral growth company Ltd which could be used to salary former council officials.

      Under Foi we are entitled, before ever accounts are published..probably March 2019…to determine if any council funds have in these three months been transferred to this private company

      I shall do so

    • Talking of “The Chamber Potty” Niall.

      I wonder why when I started saying that AdderleyDadderlyDooLally lied his bits off to me in front of her


      “Sir Git” “The Shyster” sent me a threatening letter about picking on him and yet never supported her with then same when i suggested she peroxided her hair.

      Doesn’t he know who she is married to?



      I luv the fact Niall you have roughly the same respect for “Kevvy Liar” as me did he shaft you or are you just allergic to the stench of stinking ashtrays like him?

  10. Not the first time a council service has been made a ltd company, Wirral Community Patrol Ltd was conceived in March 2014 by Atlas fire and security boss Mr Piggott .
    Plans where afoot after the closing of the control room and redundancy of the staff for the new ltd Wirral Community Patrol to take over.
    Only the leaking of this information stopped the inevitable but since ex control room and community patrol pair John Kenny and Michael Collins created Atlas security patrol under the guidance of Mr Piggott.
    Who opened Atlas New headquarters non other than Kev Adderley who eventually scuttled off to the Chamber with his big cheque.
    Senior council officers and councillors were well informed of this situation with no action taken other than the deterioration of a valuable council service and the redundancy of staff.

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