Chamber of Secrets

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“Wow! – just wow” gasped Her Ladyship as she picked up a copy of Wirral Life  from a better class of supermarket “….all that advertising space for the Wirral Chamber of Commerce seems to have paid off as Princess Paula is this month’s cover star! “

Bleached , bobbed and Botoxed(?) to the max the CEO of the Wirral Chamber of Commerce must feel thoroughly at home –   glossy, bright and shiny against a stormy background . The interview can be found here:

 Wirral Life

As you can read all the key words are there – transformation, vision, partnership, empowering, small business ecosystem (eh?) , passionate (obvs!) and nepotism (oh sorry – our bad she didn’t mention that did she Sharon?)

Minus points for no mention of ‘ Hub’ though !  – oh and btw why are you still banging on about ‘Wirral Waters’ ?

Unfortunately what isn’t asked in the article is the question that was put to us about the Wirral Chamber of Commerce earlier this week :

“I would find it very interesting to know why Kevin Adderley has again been sidelined from yet another job.  
After being paid off from his time at WBC,  he was rewarded by joining the Chamber of Commerce and becoming a director.  Only to be stripped of the directorship in June of this year and now apparently MD of Egerton House (so manages serviced offices,  owned by the Chamber?)
Whats the story?”
Our response :  “It’s the Pip ‘n’ Paula show – dontcha know?”
To which our source replied :  “I was rather thinking its more to do with his involvement in the planning department in 2010 & 2011 – and WBC distancing him as much as they can before it hits the fan.”
Answers on a postcard please – as of course Wirral Life isn’t the place to go if you want answers to such difficult questions because, as you can tell from the cover of their latest edition as apparently they’re all about airbrushing.

17 thoughts on “Chamber of Secrets

  1. G’day Leaks

    They are turning their cartoon into horse and hounds.

    The missing piece for my dunny wall.

    That is not the person that sat there on 5 July 2011 listening to AdderleyDadderleyDooLally telling me how brilliant he is and how he had contacts at the cops and HMRC, he forgot to mention the Lockwood Engineering liquidators.

    Lies lies and lies.

    She sat there knowing that I was telling the truth about Wirral “Funny” Bizz and wanted them closed but the stinking ashtray “Addled one of St Kev’s best” told her to keep her gob shut.

    She is obviously allowed to open her gob when he says she can.

    What an obedient dogsbody.



    Looking at the picture I have to rum to the dunny.


    I wonder who’s ring is round her neck?

  2. G’day Leaks

    I bet she spent Friday night swanning around with so much attention.

    Business result………………………..NIL



    Mr call centre mbe was probably drooling over his dogsbody.

  3. G’day Leaksly

    I bet “Philly Liar” agrees with his Uncle Joe from over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters.

    According to the rubbish paper Uncle Joe wants a new Brexit vote.

    Ha ha ha like AdderleyDadderleyDooLally they might have to admit it IS OUR MONEY if they can’t help themselves via all the red tape and complicated laws to Euro billions.

    They tell me the stinking ashtray from St Kev’s is past his use by date AAHhhhh



    Hands up the idiots that thought Everpool would get Commonwealth gold to build a new football stadium for themselves.

    Lets all blame the tory crud ha ha ha ha.

    Super duper golf resort for “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive, LYING, Deluded Dill”



  4. G’day Leaks

    People might think I am being rude and unfair to Basnett and Adderley.


    They effectively dumped me on the dole six years ago with lies.

    Lies and criminality, Lockwood Engineering.



    I believe they have wrecked this part of my life so I will continue to insult them and their cohort until I get

    What I deserve.

    Till I am no more if that’s what it takes.

    An apology would be a start.

    • Yes, it’s the BOOMERANG….

      ‘We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong, they’ve lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.’

      ….which is of course a reference to the very Wirral Biz/Council scandal that the Aussie refers to…..

  5. My Lord, re: the link to Wirral Life you kindly provided…

    The Jacob Rees-Mogg Tory position that, ‘The State can’t always deliver help and care for poor people’

    – despite HELP and CARE being fixed, statutory, legal obligations on the part of all councils –

    …is helped along by what appears to be the Wirral Life editorial standpoint. On page 10, tucked away in the IN BRIEF section, alleged “charities” are courted, feted, lauded for stepping in and providing help and care and food for BIrkenhead children and a group they’ve labelled, “the homeless”. But The UK State, who should by law be providing this help and care, don’t get a mention.

    There’s a reference to a third of UK parents, presumably millions, missing a meal in order to feed their own kids, and how this is dealt with by wonderful “charities” (some of which will be populated by Wirral Life readers) via Fit and Fed via but no analysis at all of why poverty exists IN THE FIRST PLACE to such an awful degree in the 5th richest country in the world.

    So to me, the very appearance of these tiny items in this expensive, glossy mag indicates a tokenist, half-arsed assuaging of guilt going on, as the toffs at Wirral Life and their associated “charities” deign to sweep a few encrusted morsels – that got stuck to the Aga – onto the lazy, feckless, suffering people below who can’t be bothered to get on in life. Whatever, they are certainly not going to blame the Tories who enable tax avoidance and make life more comfortable for them.

    Or am I being too vexatious?

  6. With Paula Basnett and her husband of no fixed occupation using the pages of Wirral Life as an opportunity to humbly inform thousands of well orf readers that yes, they do foster a number of unfortunate children…

    … with your Lordship’s permission, this seems like the perfect place to post up Lily Allen’s refusal speech for her recent Hero of the Year Award. Wherein she talks about white middle class privilege, Grenfell Tower, ethnic cleansing, the calculated ignoring of their complaints leading up to the fire, the vilification of the survivors, the need to stand in solidarity against it … and she calls the injustice out for what it is.

    • What a spurious link.
      Ridiculous really, lashing out at Paula for no actual reason. What has she got to do with that Grenfell Tower speech in any way whatsoever?

      Pointless, lazy rant. As usual.

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