Boxing Day Blues

Sad sack Santa

It’s Boxing Day and this sad sack Santa is all washed up!

Q : But where’s Elaine Foulkes aka Lainey?

A : She’s gone for a bite!

4 thoughts on “Boxing Day Blues

  1. Good grief! The things you see when you haven’t got a gun or a Captive Bolt that a vetinarary surgeon would use to kill the family pig. My God! Why does he pose for these photographs? Why do some people go on holiday and just let themselves go?
    In previous times I’ve gone out of my way to say, ‘ I don’t like his head’. But, for fairness and balance I’ve oft said, so that I’m seen to be a fair man, ‘it’s just the head I don’t like. Everything beneath the scrawny neck is alright by me. It’s the head I don’t like. I’ve nothing against the rest of the body, particular that that’s located beneath its neck.’
    Now, having seen this bloody photographic image, and God only knows how the Leaks came by this disturbing image, I can now say without any doubt, not only don’t I like the head, I don’t bloody like the rest of its body parts that are affixed beneath its neck.
    Is that right foot Clubbed? Is it? It looks like it is and if it ain’t clinically clubbed then it’s exactly like the hoofed foot normally associated with Lucifer.
    This sort of material is becoming upsetting and I’ll be damned if I gaze upon it one more time. Happy New Year!

  2. G’day Leaks

    Just looks like another turd washed up at Kev and Stella’s Stinkjing Stagnant wirral Waters.



    You can’t go Lordy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

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