Labour are red , Tories are blue
What do red and blue make ?
Here’s a purple heart for you!
Labour are red , Tories are blue,
We can’t tell the difference on Wirral
Further contributions to this annual day of romance are welcome but preferably not such as the likes below which to us represents tacky sentimentality rather than romance and beauty.
As everyone who reads Wirral Leaks knows this is what true romance looks like :
Roses are red,violets are blue
Do you like my Ugg boots?
If so, there’s a fag in my packet for you!