Plan Mad


Plan Mad

There is currently no end to this planning madness on Wirral. Indeed we failed to include in our Dead Wrong story the fact that Wirral Council have plans for the Local Plan but actually no Local Plan. The latest excuse reported to Monday’s that in January/February  2017 Wirral Council had asked its ‘retained consultants’ – Lichfields (assisted by Lambert Smith Hampton) – and wouldn’t it be nice to have permanent staff able to do this ? – to prepare a Borough-wide Wirral Employment Land and Premises Study [Wirral ELPS]. However they’ve only just got round to agreeing the findings of the Wirral ELPS be used to inform the content of the Council’s ’emerging’ Local Plan ! So what took them so long to come to this decision ? Apparently it’s become a case that help is now needed for those on Wirral who can’t ELPS themselves!

For your enjoyment the full transcript of the now legendary ‘Dead Wrong’ speech read by Cllr George Davies in the style of a six year old reading ‘Janet & John’ appears in the minutes. Read here : Dead Wrong Cabinet minutes

Somehow we don’t think that this will rank with MLK’ s ‘I have a dream’ or JFK’s ‘ Ask not what your country can do for you…’ as one of the world’s great orations.

The same speech (this time credited to Wirral Council ‘leader’ Cllr Phil ‘Power Boy Pip’ Davies appears here in this Place North West article : Wirral hits back at Javid intervention. This article  is worth perservering with for the ‘expert view’ of  Sebastian Tibenham , executive director at Pegasus Group, who has sympathy for both sides but basically concludes that Wirral Council have brought threats of intervention on themselves by acting in the way that is oulined in our first paragraph or as he more eloquently puts it :

 In short, the polarised issues in Wirral blur into an average state of indifference.   

And so when it comes to planning on Wirral it’ remains a case of another day , another artist’s impression . This time  Business Up North  reports :   Wirral waters developer submits planning application for £6m office block


Wirral Waters developer, Peel Land and Property, has formally submitted a planning application to Wirral Council to build a stunning office block.

Situated on Tower Road, the £6m three-storey development will be aimed at Wirral’s small business community.

The ground floor will include an incubator facility for the region’s entrepreneurial sector, while the two upper floors will feature Grade ‘A’ level office accommodation throughout six suites.

We love the sound of ‘an incubator facility for the region’s entrepreneurial sector’. Her Ladyship asked whether this was a pop up birthing centre for busy have-it-all businesswomen. However it’s probably be more like a variation on the Wirral Chamber of Commerce’s Sheds down the road.

All fine and dandy you might think but as far as we’re concerned it’s the usual case of Peel securing yet more public money to kick start yet another opportunistic , ad-hoc private development as “the project is supported by a grant from Liverpool City Region’s Single Investment Fund and the backing of Wirral Council” – and that’s what happens when you don’t have a ‘Local Plan’

Finally we’ll be keeping a close eye on some controversial planning decisions which have been brought to our attention including one affecting one of Wirral’s Grade II listed properties, an architectural practice with links to a local councillor who has some interesting connections and a 1960’s toxic landfill site.

6 thoughts on “Plan Mad

  1. Got it Leaks


    What they will do with the new building.

    They will put Adderley, Basnett, Ball, Bradbury in charge overseen by “Philly “FUCKING” Liar” and “The Pretend Friend” the Regurgitation Team from Hell.

    They will give them err err at least £2,000,000.00 like what Wirral “Funny” Bizz stole.

    Fill the building with start-ups for the 98 Job Search sackings and fill them with Raworth and Turnbull type motivation.

    Steal everything.

    They will hang AdderleyDadderleyDooLally’s ridiculous football shirt from the flagpole at the front and when they notice all the A’s and B’s (initials above) have fucked up again they will get “Philly Dilly” to say what a great success it has been like Wirral “Funny” Bizz.

    If anyone blows the whistle they will get the 66 muppets in the Clown Hall to keep their gob s shut or they will do a Stuart Kelly on them….the fat twat Clowncillor Crispy Creme Doughnut. aka fat labor pig.



    Leaky they can have Wirral “Funny” Bizz success’s everywhere….. making thieves millionaires.

    Luv Ya more in France Lordsville knowing you don’t have to bear “Ankles” gang XXXXXXXXX

    • G’day “Int”

      Thanks for asking the question.

      Just heard Steve Smith crying apologising and hoping lessons will be learnt.

      Haven’t heard “Philly “FUCKING” Liar do anything other than live in denial and say what a great success Wirral “Funny” Bizz was ha ha, “Sir Git” told us he hadn’t read the report ha ha and as for “The Pretend Friend” he is just a self serving moron with an audit trail
      At least the Aussies admitted where they went wrong.



      Don’t get me started on AdderleyDadderleyDooLally and his ridiculous football shirt and peroxided dogsbody….. “The Sinking Ashtray”.

      Luv ya La XXXXXXX

      Looking forward to them doing drugs in football.

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