Audit Trail of Destruction

Frank meat cleaver

The latest Private Eye reports that our very own local MP Frank Field has (quite rightly) been tearing strips off auditors/accountants PricewaterhouseCoopers  (doing business as PwC) in the House of Commons.

Their summary is:

Field Day 005

As you can read for yourselves we once again witness Frankenfield’s flair for Gothic melodrama. “Waving his cleaver'” (oo-er missus!) as if he’s auditioning for the lead role in a remake of ” Mommie Dearest” ( “bring me the axe!)  – but then as we’ve said before he’s always been a Freudian case study waiting to happen.

Wirral Leaks readers will know that PwC are internationally renowned as the favoured go-to accountants of the tax avoider[i] and money launderer[ii].

So who does Wirral Council (with their chums in the Wirral Clinical Commissioning Group ) choose to undertake ‘due diligence’ (cue hysterical laughter) as they help to dismantle the NHS locally?

We really don’t need to give you the answer do we?  But we’ll give you a clue – can you spot the business acronym below?


How much did that ‘due diligence’ work cost us ? And have we heard a peep out of our local hero about PwC’s involvement in it?

Once again we don’t need to give you the answer do we?

Under the circumstances all we can say to Frankenfield is this :  If you’re going to play the people’s champion and defender of the NHS you have to be true to yourself and true to us. If not – what are you? That’s right – it makes you a duplicitous politician! But then we’ve long known that at Wirral Leaks!




14 thoughts on “Audit Trail of Destruction

  1. G’day Leaky

    Talking of “AUDIT TRAILS”!

    That little welsh egit, scum bag, I will stab anyone in the back, friend or foe, for my “deluded” labor cause.

    Never checks if it is right or wrong just that his enormous arse is covered, and hers with an “AUDIT TRAIL”.

    The revolting little old age pensioner with a partner that is even more evil “Missus Bilong The Pretend Friend NURSE RAT”.

    Come on Seacombe, have a look at yourselves what has improved around wallasey clown hall other than the Jones’s lifestyle.

    Why should you pay for it.



    If you want to do the right thing and report, say a £2,000,000.00 knock off don’t go anywhere near the rancid couple.


    Slam the door in their “ugly” faces.

    The its all about us Jones’.

    • G’day Inty”

      I believe you live in Seacombe???????

      Do you want a scum bag liar that will always put the labor cause ahead of the public purse?

      Do you want someone who is a director who knows of a £2,000,000.00 knock off of you the taxpayers purse?

      Do you want someone who is old enough to be your dad and boy are you getting on?

      Do you want someone who can’t stay awake through meetings?

      If so.

      Adrian Edward Rowland Jones is the arsehole for you to vote for.



      He’s had about three goes at being “Dunny Chain Wearer” and look at the fucking state of wirral.

      Time for ADMINISTRATION my boy.

      Like you an awful lot “Int” X

  2. My Lord, using your famed powers of forensic search, analysis and deduction, can you confirm whether the Wirral Labour candidate standing in Seacombe, one “Adrian Edward Rowland Jones” (RO-JO) is in reality Adrian Jones (A-JO), a questionable, long standing councillor of ill repute, and most recently the Chair of the embattled Wirral Council Audit Risk and Management Committee – also collectively questionable and of ill repute?

    Are these varying identites one and the same?

    And furthermore, could it be the case that this candidate has declared his FULL name during the candidate registration process in order to “pull a fast one” and to thereby manufacture and confect and contrive and engineer and present and promote and advance a slightly differing identity, one by which he may be able to conceal his scandalous past performance, sneak under the Seacombe people’s radar and be voted in to once again qualify as an abuser of office, an activity to which he and 30+ of his councillor colleagues have become fully accustomed?

    I think the people of Seacombe need your urgent confirmation if at all possible.

    Many thanks in advance,

    A concerned voter.

    • Point taken Paul…. having said that I do have a bit of a soft spot for Salisbury… William Golding ‘Lord of the Flies’, was ‘Schoolmaster’ there.

      And in an ideal world I would now provide a suitable quote…..


      • Inty! I have the time to do that for you…

        Here’s a carefully selected Golding “Lord of the Flies” quote which may even equate to the gathering mood of anticipation as RO-JO and colleagues strut, flex, snipe and position themselves before the electorate on May 3rd…..

        “Shut up,” said Ralph absently. He lifted the conch. “Seems to me we ought to have a chief to decide things.”

        “A chief! A chief!”

        “I ought to be chief,” said Jack with simple arrogance, “because I’m chapter chorister and head boy. I can sing C sharp.”

  3. G’day Leaky

    Whats wrong with wirral using Grant (Chocolate Teapot) Thornton doing their filthy slimy work for them.

    Have they suddenly got a modicum of decency about them.



    Did I ever tell you Lordy that the investigator from the “Chocolate Teapot” resigned after he did the 500+ page report on Big, ISUS and Working Neighbourhoods vindicating “Highbrow” and I and told “Highbrow” not to give up on our cause.

    Seven years on and we will not give up.


    Paul have they ever signed off those dodgy accounts? X

  4. Hard right Labour Angela Eagle has been out on people’s doorsteps to lie about what’s on offer and to push hers and her councillors’ feigned loyalty to Jeremy Corbyn.

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