Get Out of Town – The Death of Birkenhead Part 2

House of Fraser

” Bloody useless……” – Cllr George Davies

We we’re going to call this post the ‘House of Failure’. However it’s not the fault of their employees that they’ve been made redundant by Chinese-owned high street retailer House of Fraser.

Read here : House of Fraser closures

However we did give everyone the heads up on this one four months ago in a post titled Get Out of Town – The Death of Birkenhead when we wrote :

Whilst there have long been rumours that House of Fraser is on the way out  -and let’s face it since the demise of Beattie’s it has rapidly gone downhill – it staggers on , but for how long?  As far as we’re concerned that would be the final nail in the coffin and then all Birkenhead will be fit for is a set for a remake of  ‘Dawn of the Living Dead’ – the zombie movie set in a shopping mall.

So the demise of what was once the Birkonian shoplifter’s destination of choice should come as no surprise what should also come as no surprise is the same desperate politicians and parasitic consultants running round suddenly saying we need:


Read here : Plan

To which we can only say is WTAF have you been doing with our money and our mandate all these years?

Time to shout it loud and shout it clear : THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING!

We’re afraid to say it’s time to put Birkenhead town centre out of it’s misery – misery caused by the political parasites who wouldn’t shop there even if they had a discount PICK-A-PLAN SHOP.

To be continued…..

9 thoughts on “Get Out of Town – The Death of Birkenhead Part 2

  1. It would be wrong to lay the blame for Birkenhead’s predictable demise at the door of the Right Honourable Frank Field. He’s only been the local MP for 39 short years. And let’s face it, four decades is the time required to span a gnat’s chuff in political terms.

    Just give young feller-me-lad Frank a chance to find his feet, and then I promise you, he and the “local” West Kirby-based Council Leader will join forces to turn the tables in us the people’s favour. Some day soon, we’ll be festooning the pair of them with rose garlands and carrying them shoulder high through bustling streets, paved with gold.

    Just stay strong, be determined, be loyal, vote right wing ToryLabour, keep handing over £135 a month on pain of incarceration, all in return for staff cuts, austerity, bumper senior salaries, outsourcings, vanishing services, cover-ups, gags, bumper pay-offs, whitewashes and clean bills of health for filthy, thieving abusers caught with their hands in the till.

    You know it makes sense.

    • G’day Paul

      Will that be the year england win the world cup?

      “Philly “FUCKING” Liar tells the truth?

      Uncle Joe builds them a new footie stadium?

      “Little Matty Patty” goes through puberty.

      Clowncillor “Emegency WARD ten year old” goes to high school?

      The witch Williamson smiles?

      “Phil the Very Very Very Very Slimy, Elusive and LYING Dill’s Ugly Twin Brother with the Comb Over from Hell” will get a onesy on his thick, lying, alleged racist NOGGIN?

      “The Pretend Friend” doesn’t stab anyone in the back?



      Yer dreamin Paul

      but I luv yer X

  2. Will this stop Phil going ahead with his ‘superplan’ for Birkenhead to become a tourist destination….don’t think so…..nor will it stop his other plan to make Birkenhead Park a World Heritage site! She at the Chamber of Commerce is remarkably quiet….not shouting about the Business Improvement District now is she!!

    • Oh Chunkles

      Keep spreading the word about how ineffective this crud and dross is.

      Prince Billy is coming to the business crap that they have over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters every year.

      Where they can never sell anything to anybody.

      The only sales made at this time are peroxide for “The Chamber Potty” herself and some filum for her photo shoot with “Mr Call Centre”.



      I doubt if he will really come…..why would he waste his time he will be busy saving Villa?

    • Can you imagine if Birkenhead Park got it. Car Parking charges and an entry fee will follow as soon as the letter arrives on Phils desk. Birkenhead is sliding and sliding down the tubes. We are still being charged to park downtown just to walk around admiring the handy work of the joiners who board up the shops! The irony is that its only used by people who don’t have cars and so can’t drive to somewhere decent with decent facilities and shops. Its so depressing Birkenhead town centre…awful.

    • Loads of other retailers are wanting to come to Birkenhead however we have found the market needing more car parks so we can flatten HOF and recoup the money back by charging all day parking for Liverpool One

  3. G’day Leaky

    I wonder where “Philly “FUCKING” Liar” is golfing this morning……..Tranmereierdre?

    Oh no far too common!

    They are still probably blaming Maggie that is why he doesn’t sit in the tory west wirral golf belt.

    West wirral somewhere probably Hoylake, Caldy, Wallasey is probably too poor and he will be cheating and lying about his score and another monthly medal award paid for.

    All those shit bag snobs would let him lie cos they will get what they want….

    new market, new golf resort, new housing, new call centre, new…..whatever the filthy slimy mates want.



    Such a diverse place wirral, east and west.

    Luv yer Lordy xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    So glad my dad came from Tranmere before Davies and left for Australia.

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