Summer Shorts : The Heat is On

Green Belt Eric 008

In the absence of His Lordship we are titling this series of brief posts as ‘Summer Shorts’!

This truncated story comes courtesy of several readers who were startled to see a picture of shy and (hopefully) retiring Wirral Council CEO Eric ‘Feeble’ Robinson on the front page of this week’s print edition of Wirral Globe .

Whilst most of our readers were startled to belatedly discover the identity of our reclusive ‘Council chief’ (no laughing at the back!) especially when the mischievous Globe dug out the infamous picture that introduced the charismatic ‘Stressed Eric’ to us all when he got the top job at Wallasey Town Hall.

However one particularly perceptive blog follower reader asked us whether this ‘exclusive’ was the death knell to Stressed Eric’s ‘Reign of Error’ as having kept a profile lower than a rattlesnake’s belly he suddenly finds himself thrust into the public gaze.

Feebly pointing the finger at ‘guvmint’ for threats to the local Green Belt because Wirral Council’s failure to meet the statutory  requirement to have a ‘Local Plan’  is somehow the fault of Whitehall mandarins (huh?) , Stressed Eric appears to be dubiously entering the political arena in which local authority CEOs are required to remain resolutely neutral.

With the increasingly unpopular ruling Labour administration currently being under fire from the Wirral public over parking charges and their retention of litter Hitlers Kingdom Security, the cowardly bullies seem to be reverting to type . Historically, when the heat is on they like to throw a CEO and sundry senior officers into the furnace. From Maddox to Wilkie to Coleman to Burgess – especially Burgess who had the temerity to try and mark his territory and stand up to leader of Wirral Council Frank Field, sorry , we mean  Cllr Phil ‘Power Boy Pip’ Davies  –  there has been a scorched earth policy where highly paid public officials are burned at the stake and the politicians rise up like a phoenix from the flames.

We are left asking ourselves how long can Stressed Eric stand the heat before he’s all burnt out?……..

Eric Gut

Living off the fat of the land : Is Eric Robinson morphing into Eric Pickles?

 

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4 thoughts on “Summer Shorts : The Heat is On

  1. G’day Lordy’s Little Helper

    You must feel blessed being God in his absence?

    Don’t get me started on the Blinking CEO.

    No wonder he drinks in that pub over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters……
    by himself.

    The fat barstard must be due to move on as for his £200,000.00 + per annum still hasn’t done fuck all other than what they order him to do.

    Ooroo

    James

    What was his speciality again?

    No one can remember as he can’t do it anyway.

    Little Hepler

    Little Helper

    Your not Ecca moonlighting are you?

  2. G’day Little Helper

    Tell me why are all the useless, cheating, lying, scumbags and a wastes of space fat twats?

    Davies
    Davies
    Foulkes
    Jones
    Jones
    Doughty
    Armstrong
    Adderley
    Tour
    Burgess
    et al

    They don’t just graze in a good paddock they are all fat, greedy, selfish pigs in a trough.

    Ooroo

    James

    Vote for someone thin.

    Starting to like you a lot Little Helper XXXX

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