Life’s a Beach

Another week, another U-turn (or should that be U-bend?) by an increasingly nervous Labour administration at Wirral Council .This time it’s about the right for pooches to poop on the beaches.

As you can see Cllr Matthew ‘Faux’ Patrick aka Matty Patty fronts – and boy do we mean ‘front – this response to Wirral Council’s ‘faux’ consultation concerning where Wirral dogs can or can’t defecate. This appears to be an phoney (and costly) exercise in ‘We listen, we care about what the people of Wirral tell us’…

However now that they’ve backtracked on the beaches , will Wirral Council be pulling out of their park proposals? …and can somebody tell us who keeps coming up with these dog-eared, madcap money making schemes?

PS Wirral Leaks welcomes entries in our caption competition to accompany the Matty Patty still above. Just keep it clean – this is about the Town Hall not the Townhouse!

3 thoughts on “Life’s a Beach

  1. G’day Leaky Helper

    He does deserve the full title I gave him

    Little Matty Patty

    and Tittus he just failed his eleven plus under the tutorship of that little welsh weasel Jones his mentor.

    I would just my Leaky Helper to vent a little bit about this shower of shite at Brighton Street.

    Due I believe in part (a big part) whilst they are jetting off this summer holidays on their allowances to places like Italy to be racist and piggish like The Ex-Dunny Chain Wearer I cannot afford to get back to Australia were my daughter had a serious accident and has three children under three and a half.

    So when they are getting peasants to deliver them drinks on wirral expenses I hope they fucking choke after letting Davies, Jones and Adderley lie there arses off to us Wirral “Funny” Bizz whistleblowers.



    They are as disgusting as Uncle Joes gang over Kev and Stella’s Stinking Stagnant wirral Waters.

    I’m really starting to luv you mate XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX whoever you are.

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