The Electioneering Begins…

As a wet,windy and dreary January slowly draws to a close it seems a long way away from the merry month of May. It must seem even further away for the poor souls who have chosen to participate in ‘Dry January’ or ‘Veganuary’ . It must feel like it’s been a month of ‘Blue Mondays’ !

However make no mistake the electioneering for the local Wirral Council elections due to be held in May have already begun in earnest. So remember every press release, every utterance a local politician makes, every leaflet drop, every stall set up outside the Co-ey by party campaigners is all designed to secure your vote.

It’s great for us – the leaks are gushing like an oil geyser . Talking of which it would appear that the electorate of Pensby, Eastham ,Oxton and Wallasey are in for a special treat as the Local Campaign Forum of the local Labour Party are apparently wanting to  target these particular areas. So at least the lucky people who live in these wards can now look forward to four months of glad handing and door stepping…

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We predict that the 2019 local elections will be particularly interesting, not so much the results but the pre-purdah palaver as prospective elected members of all political parties embark on a charm offensive that, in some cases , will be guaranteed to be more offensive than charming. Just don’t let them kiss your babies…


5 thoughts on “The Electioneering Begins…

  1. Local elections BOOMERANG…

    ‘We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong, they’ve lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.’

    ‘James G. Man on the Wirral Biz/Council scandal’

    • G’day Mate

      Vote in more labor candidates and the whole of wirral can become like Tranmereiedre and BirkenBloodyHell.

      What was it that “Philly “FUCKING” Liar did for his beloved constituency?

      He went to Reno, Beijing etc etc.

      What did he do to hurt them?

      He came back.



      Where is all the good stuff he got and DID when he was jaunting?

      In “The Chamber Pot”

      It will all fester within him until he properly apologises th “Highbrow” and me Whisleblower 2 and Whistleblower 1 in the Wirral “Funny” Bizz £2,000,000.00 scandal.


      • To put this into the latest Labour parlance, Phil and the crooked Few should spend many long years down on their knees, apologising to the abused and hoodwinked Many.

        Let’s start with Seacombe’s hard right Father Christmas returning the gifted votes to the thousands of people who stupidly entrusted them to him.

      • The jaunts to Reno and China only seem to have added to the saved air miles for those that went.

        Nothing will come of Nothing!
        Quoting the Bard

  2. G;day Leaksville

    Anyone who was a clowncillor in 2011 should not be voted for this time around, or, anytime around.

    All 66 of the fuckers did naff all about Wirral “Funny” Biz knocking off £2,000,000.00 of your money and not only that the completely dim-witted half wits were paid for a further 18 months.

    Well done Jones, Jones, Davies, Davies, Foulkes, Crappaple, Abbott, Williamson, Doughty, Green and that past by his use by date in 1970 err you know the one sounds like Gilchrist NOT for, I was gonna say Christ’s sake, not for wirrals sake.


    Hey “Philly “FUCKING” Liar” I will go on about it long after you have gone off to get fracked in west kirby were the sun don’t shine.

    Missing you a lot Lordy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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