A Purple Heart for Valentine’s Day

Purple heart

 

Labour are red , Tories are blue

What do red and blue make ?

Here’s a purple heart for you!

 

Labour are red , Tories are blue,

We can’t tell the difference on Wirral

Can you?

Further contributions to this annual day of romance are welcome but preferably not such as the likes below which to us represents tacky sentimentality rather than romance and beauty.

Foulkes Valentines

As everyone who reads Wirral Leaks knows this is what true romance looks like :

WL-LEAKY

Roses are red,violets are blue

Do you like my Ugg boots?

If so, there’s a fag in my packet for you!