Election Selection : Week 3

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Frank’n’Jezza do the foodbank fandango

Fleetfooted Frank 

When it comes to the question of Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn ,our very own Labour Party parliamentary candidate for Birkenhead ,Frank Field, have danced around each other with all the deftness , if not the grace, of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

Firstly it should be remembered that Frankfield nominated Jezza for the Labour leadership to encourage ‘debate’ within the Labour Party , when Corbyn cruised to victory he immediately started backtracking and backstabbing  Jezza – regularly briefing the press about Corbyn’s supposed shortcomings including agreeing with J.K.Rowling, the dreary and self righteous writer of tedious children’s tales, that Corbyn was an electoral liability. There appeared to be a slight rapprochement when last year Frankenfield invited Jezza to one of his ideologically dodgy ‘feed the poor’ projects just after the latter had seen off a leadership challenge . Frankenfield was even recently named in an article in the Daily Telegraph (aka Torygraph) as one of Corbyn’s staunchest supporters alongside John McDonnell and Diane Abbott. Huh? – we must have missed that!

The Urge to Purge

Now in his latest media interview published this week Field acts the drama queen again –  clutching his chest and saying that it’s a ‘tragedy’ that Corbyn can’t sell vote winning policies. We’re wondering whether Field is referring to same policies which he described last year as ‘serious claptrap’!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-36629342/corbyn-has-serious-claptrap-problem

There is a particularly interesting revelation in the interview that ‘left-wingers’ (presumably Corbynistas within the Birkenhead Constituency Labour Party) had been preparing an attempt to remove him as Labour candidate for the next General Election – just as Militant tried 30 years ago. Sadly, this latest threat to his personal fiefdom of Birkenhead vanished when Theresa May called a snap election and all sitting Labour MPs were automatically reselected. “I have been imposed by Jeremy,” he joked. “I have had this indignity of the leader imposing me on the party.” 

Oh, Frank you’re such a wag!

Frankenfield, 74, also said the prospect of retirement filled him with dread: “I would collapse soon, it would be over. I hope to hit the wall running, that’s the aim.”

Talk about amateur dramatics! – makes us want to pass Frankenfield some metaphorical rollerskates so he can hit the wall much quicker and with greater force.

Read more at: https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/frank-field-tragedy-corbyn-cant-sell-vote-winning-policies/

Angela’s Activists

Talking of amateur , Wallasey MP Angela Eagle has proved herself to be a rank amateur when it comes to political guile , especially when compared to Frankenfield. We hear from a Labour insider that Wallasey Constituency Labour Party activists have flown the Eagle’s nest to assist Margaret Greenwood’s campaign in  Wirral  West.

Now we don’t know whether this is a result Ange’s attempted leadership coup against Jezza which might have upset the Corbynistas within Wallasey CLP or it was the Brickgate episode or the false allegations of homophobia made against party activists . Alternatively  it could be Labour party activists have made a pragmatic decision to campaign in what will be the only closely contested election on Wirral.

As surely they must know that  Tony Caldeira – a distant runner up in this week’s Liverpool City Region Metro Mayor election to Steve ‘The Brickie’ Rotheram-  will find much richer pickings ( pun intended) in the West Wirral constituency.

Rising Wood

Gillian Wood’s ascendency to councillor for Claughton, where she stand alongside Cllr Steve Foulkes and Cllr George Davies, elicited some comments about her involvement in the Wallasey CLP shenanigans

Gilly Keeps Bad Company in Claughton

We can’t confirm any of these allegations , mainly as the people who made the allegations have never been identified . However  we have been reliably informed that her partner, James Laing, stood for Labour in a safe Tory seat of Eddisbury in the last General Election. Her son Tom Laing is also active in Wirral Young Labour.  So with Gilly’s electoral victory could we be looking at a rising political dynasty on Wirral?………….

The Urge to Purge

 

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Now as you know we  haven’t taken that  much interest in national politics since the Whigs were around.

However we couldn’t let yesterday’s  announcement that Jeremy Corbyn had retained the leadership of the Labour Party go without comment as we were hoping it would land a much needed metaphorical punch in the mouth to some complacent local politicians.

But then we read that within an hour of the announcement that Jezza  had been lured over the River Mersey and was busy making pizza in a community cafe in Birkenhead and we realised that it was going to be more a case of conciliatory limp handshakes.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyns-victory-celebrations-were-8905402

As you can see from the above picture the gang’s all here – there’s Frank Field on the left (which has to be a first) , faithful acolyte and serial failure  Cllr Moira “Matron” McLaughlin , former Wirral Council control room favourite Cllr Chris Meaden , Wirral West MP Margaret Greenwood and of course on his phone recording everything for posterity Liverpool Echo journalist  Liam Murphy – because as we know Murphy is fond of pressing the ‘record’ button.

We wonder whether Frankenfield found time to explain his recent letter to J.K.Rowling slagging off Jezza or whether McLaughlin was able to discuss the publication of Ofsted Children’s Services inspection report and whether there was any connection as to why some of Birkenhead’s kids found themselves being used as  props in a cynical,political photo-op.

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Whilst there has been much talk about Corbynistas seeking to purge the Labour Party of MPs who are hostile to their glorious leader – and it must be said Frankenfield has been one of Jezza’s  bitterest critics – it would seem that in the name of party unity all has been forgiven.  All of which leaves us with our own urge to purge – pass the sickbag these two-faced, deeply  manipulative , disloyal local politicians make us want to throw up our pizza.

Frankie Rotter & The Council Chamber of Secrets

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Just when you thought Birkenhead MP Frankenfield couldn’t get any more publicity seeking there he goes taking time out from feeding starving mites and covering the arses of corrupt local politicians to write to popular author J.K. Rowling

Sadly the appeal of Ms.Rowling’s oeuvre is rather lost on us as  a) we’re adults and b) thoughts of boarding schools induces flashbacks of fagging.

Anyway apparently Labour Party donator J.K. has had a pop at Labour leader Jezza Corbyn on social media and who wades in gushing like a luvvie but our Frankie.

This ‘private’ letter managed to find itself all over the internet courtesy of it being published on Frank Field’s own website :

This latest stunt comes as no surprise to us as Frankenfield is drawn to the lustre of celebrity like a starstruck Stage Door Johnny . Who can forget his courting and feteing of Jerry Hall ( aka Mrs.Rupert Murdoch), alleged tax avoider and frocky horrorshow Vivienne Westwood and sex tape starlet Pamela Anderson ?.Frank & Stars

Talking of tapes – we guarantee even JK Rowling herself couldn’t come with a a story as fantastical as the Wirralgate saga. Although it does involve Frankenfield waving a magic wand in an attempt to make unpleasantness disappear in a puff of smoke.

As you can see from our feature picture above – we’ve included former Wirral Council Chief Executive Graham Burgess (aka Burgesski)  alongside Power Boy Pip , Gorgeous George and Frankie Rotter as one of the characters in the ongoing tale of intrigue. We wonder whether Frankie has shared with  new found friend “JK” how he tried to ,ahem, compromise Burgesski  by “demanding” he  agree pay the holders of the Wirralgate tapes a substantial sum of money equivalent to that which had been paid to close colleague . Burgesski was having none of it and resigned soon thereafter.

But then Frankenfield  is used to getting his own way as demonstrated by his pompous reference in his letter how Corbyn failed to do as Frankenfield told him. Now we know Jezza needs all the help he can get fighting members of his own party but we’re not sure the sage advice of the backstabbing Birkenhead MP is the way to go!.

Oh how we long for the day when Frankenfield gets his own “blast of reality” and in the final chapter of the Wirralgate saga he’s exposed as the  devious , hypocritical schemer that he really is.