Her Ladyship has always claimed psychic powers but last October we think she nailed it when she talked about how Wirral Council go about compiling their plans.She commented on the Wirral plan: 20/20 vision (aka Liptrot’s List) concocted by Wirral spin king Martin Liptrot-sky :
“…always struck us as typical Wirral Council arse about face planning by which we mean some consultant who’s never worked for the council before thinks up 20 pledges off the top of his head and the poor saps who work for the council then have to go away and make their departmental plans meet the pledges…”
And so it proves once again as we’ve been leaked a draft copy of Wirral Council’s Leisure Strategy – part of the Wirral Plan: 20/20 Vision .We know that Cllr Chris Meaden takes her leisure pursuits/public duties very seriously -often combining the two during unsociable hours.Now she enlisted the help enigmatic Super Duper Director Clare ” Wet” Fish to compare fringes and host a Chris ‘n’ Clare consultation event next week at Williamson Art Gallery (you know the one that was under threat of closure).
Quite rightly on page 14 of the draft strategy they ask : “How will we measure if we’re getting this right?”
Well first of all (like the 20/20 Vision Plan itself ) it seems it’s a case of pick something you’d like to improve and then try and find a way of measuring it – now we don’t know what the STEAM report is – but this strategy seems full of it :
• Increase the number of residents who regularly use the boroughs parks and open spaces (Resident’s Survey).
• Increase the value of visitor spend in Wirral to £450 million (STEAM Report).
• Increase the number of visitors to Wirral by xx (STEAM Report).
• Increase the number of events in Wirral’s parks, beaches and open spaces (source TBC).
• Increase the number of national quality awards for Wirral’s parks, coastal sites and open spaces (Green Flag and Blue Flag awards)
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The increase in visitor numbers to Wirral has yet to be decided , the measure of how the number of events in Wirral ‘s parks,beaches and open spaces is yet to be confirmed and a survey and an estimate are supposed to do the rest.The only definitive measurable outcome seems to be a case of putting out the Green and Blue flags – but will the ruling Labour group be happy about that?!.
How Wirral Council intend to meet these measures is equally vague and seems reliant on development of yet more plans and strategies.But this is what you get when you get a spin doctor calling the shots.
Plans and strategies are all very well and we wouldn’t be quite so critical (Ok we would) but this is a Council who can’t even get the basics right – like addressing the corrosive culture that still pervades everything they do.
Alternatively we’d like to suggest that a starting point would be “Wirral Leaks Ten Commandments of Local Government” –
- Thou shalt not employ highly paid consultants
- Thou shalt not have any more meaningless pre-determined consultations
- Thou shalt not make any more pay-offs for officer failure
- Thou shalt not organise more cover ups
- Thou shalt not look always look for exemptions to deny Freedom of Information requests
- Thou shalt not favour PR/spin over openness and transparency
- Thou shalt not favour nepotism over meritocracy ;and finally we couldn’t improve on these originals:
- Thou shalt not commit adultery (especially if it leads to pay-offs – see 3)
- Thou shalt not steal
- Thou shalt not bear false witness
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