Christmas Tradition

PEAs Wirral Leaks crashes through the quarter of a million hits barrier whilst being on WordPress we celebrate the age -old Christmas Tradition of  Wirral Council appearing in the Christmas edition of Private Eye. Let’s face it Rotten Boroughs is to Wirral Council what stuffing is to turkey.

The article itself  titled “Stella Performance” takes centre stage with a box and a cartoon all of it’s own. As the title suggests the story concerns Wirral Council’s globetrotting exploits from the wooing of Shiu  to the beano in Reno.

Private Eye writes :

“Despite all the evidence that Wirral Council was being had , it’s regeneration director Kevin Adderley insisted all ” due diligence” had been done,while council leader Phil Davies pathetically insisted: This is not a myth ,they are real companies with real investment plans.” Alas,nothing has been heard of Ms.Shiu since. Never mind,Onward!”

The story may well not be new to Wirral Leaks readers but it’s certainly the first time we’ve seen Addled and “due diligence” in the same sentence (shurely shome mishtake?!)

And we must say the word “pathetically” clings to Power Boy Pip like a limpet to a sinking ship. Leader? – the only way this guy leads the people of Wirral is up the garden path. Witness his pathetic history – ” There’s nothing we can do – they’ve all  left…” he said wimping out after it was revealed that council officers had departed cheque in hand after failing to tell councillors that oops! they’d run up £30 million +  in toxic debts. Byeeeee! And didn’t he chair a disciplinary hearing when he exonerated and let off  two of the main protagonists involved in this financial mismanagement?

As Private Eye says: I think we should be told!

Witness also his ongoing support of Foulkesy and Georgy as Wirralgate unravels…..”I can’t defend that” he apparently said after hearing the Wirralgate recording.
Oh but he has and will continue to do so as long as he clings (pathetically) on to power ( cont. p.94).


4 thoughts on “Christmas Tradition

  1. Merry Xmas My Lord


    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakes in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    He would sit in his newly decorated office and have to listen to “Phil the Dill’s daily fairy tales.

    These get more and more ridiculous as Gra Gra’s tenure comes to an end with only 8 more sleeps to go.

    The fairy tales get more and more extravagant to rub more salt in Gra Gra’s wounds to show he could have been a part of all this if he had just done what he was told without question.

    Today’s fairytale was in that rubbish paper from over Stella’s Waters were the tweed jacket reporter that writes whatever “The Dunny Chain Wearer” tells him to write, or, what not to write.

    And, he meekly obeys. Another of Wirral’s assets. Not.


    It read;

    Part of the £4.5bn Wirral Waters scheme, the multi-million pound factory will make large, pressurised metal components for use in the energy sector.

    Two unnamed “blue chip manufacturing organisations” have formed a joint venture to operate the facility once it is up and running.

    It will be built on a 60-acre plot of land within Wirral Waters that Peel has designated as an Advanced Supplier Park.

    Peel had initially targeted carmakers such as Jaguar Land Rover and General Motors for the site but now the focus has switched to the growing energy sector.

    Oh Lordy, what will the focus be tomorrow?

    My Lordship who do you think the other “blue chip manufacturing organisation” is that is forming a joint venture with “The Chamber Pot”?



    Ps Wirral will be able to relax over the festive season knowing there poverty and unemployment issues have all been fixed for the New Year.

    Well until they unwrite that story anyway.

    Luv you more than the “The Dunny Chain Wearer” enjoyed reading this in self same rubbish newspaper

    “Teen was arrested after an alleged attack on a woman at Thornton Hall Hotel charity event” XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  2. Merry Xmas My Lord


    Lets not mention Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakes in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So what did he actually do when he was there My L?

    He had to sit and listen to the dross and shite coming out of “Phil the Dill” and “The Football Shirt” talking about their fantasy Stella.

    How they all went to China to court and fete her, court and fete her, court and fete her, but she sadly told them you have got lessons to learn you ridiculous fools, you have got lessons to learn you ridiculous fools, you have got lessons to learn you ridiculous fools and she has never been seen since.

    Except in “Phil the Dills” and “The Football Shirts” dreams and maybe that is why they both ran out of The Improvement Board Public Meeting when Martin was about to speak.

    Not because they were scared of what he was going to say they ran to the dunny to talk about Stella.

    Back to “Wirral Funny Bizz” soon.



    Ps “The Football Shirt” and due diligence go together like “The Pretend Friend” and “The Raving Loony” and even if due diligence was done he admits in public he doesn’t understand simple contracts. It would have been lose lose regardless.

    Luv you more My Lovely than the number of jobs Stella was going to create. XXXXXX

  3. Merry Xmas My Lord


    I am sick My L of mentioning Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 ”mistakes in 29 seconds)ss’ today because we all know “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there” “He wasn’t there”

    So I am not going too he is not worth it or his £125,000.00 keep your gob shut money.

    My Xmas message to all those people who have lied, “The Football Shirt”, “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” “Crabapple” “The Pretend Friend” and those of you who know of the lies, cheating and deception and do fuck all.

    It is not part of your job description.

    It is not something you should do.

    It is not Christian.

    It is not nice.

    I truly hope you do not act like this with friends and family, but, I can’t think why you wouldn’t.

    You really are what is truly rotten about modern day Wirral and England.

    Rochdale etc you are a part of and apparently proud.

    When you go to church to shake hands and hug those people that voted for you and you sit down to your turkey with family and other people who mistakenly respect your actions………..just think hard about what you did.

    It is truly despicable.

    So My Regent I am off to mass to pray for these poor souls.

    Very Very Merry Xmas to you and The Veracious Veritous and all of yours.



    Ps Thank you My Lovely for letting me vent my, what became hatred, after just trying to tell supposedly upstanding citizens that the people’s their hard earned money was being stolen.

    Some obviously already knew and have still done naff all.

    Luv you more than you will ever know. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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