Summer Shorts : Ward Off!

Ward Niblock

Here we see on the right the fresh-faced toddler Warren Ward before he was elected as a councillor . Wisely, he quit before he turned into the man on the left ,ex-councillor Steve Niblock.

So farewell then teen sensation Cllr Warren Ward who yesterday  announced his retirement from local politics at the ripe old age of 12 (or thereabouts).

The former Bromborough Ward gave an emotional speech at last night’s Wirral Council meeting where he reminded everyone he was the first foetus ever to be voted into public office (or something like that).

Of course Ward proves the local dictum ‘if you can’t stand the heat get a nice little earner with the Wirral Chamber of Commerce’ (or words to that effect) . The Chamber now has so many Wirral Council refugees we’re surprised the Border Agency hasn’t raided the place and been asking various people with fancy titles whether they have the proper credentials to do the job.

By the way can somebody tell us where jobs with the Wirral Chamber of Commerce are advertised?Wirral Life? Tatler? Harpies & Queen? the Mayor’s parlour at Wallasey Town Hall ?

However having said all that we do feel that , with his relentless self promotion , Ward has found himself the perfect sinecure at the Chamber. No doubt we’ll be seeing pictures of Ward at various vacuous awards ceremonies for years to come… and certainly if his Twitter account is anything to go by, he’ll be keeping it classy !


7 thoughts on “Summer Shorts : Ward Off!

  1. I spotted his er… “potential” shall we say? years ago on Twitter when I gave him the runaround on street lighting (a favourite subject of mine) and he reacted by blocking me. It seems Wirral Chamber have only just caught up with everybody else and snapped him up.

    Keep your hands on your wallets at all times !

  2. Oh Lordy’s Little Helper

    Doesn’t it make you want to spue all over yer clowncil tax bill?

    They all pat each other on the backs and say how great each other are and what have they done for the good over the past ten years?


    Lied, cheated, obfuscated, shagged each other, closed special schools and Girtrell Courts and collected their holiday money and blamed Maggie Thatcher.



    The 10 year old is much better off out.

    Hear that Little Matty Patty it will end up in tears.

    Starting to luv yer Helper XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxx

  3. Would love to know what superficial title the Chamber of horrors has created for the young fella.
    Believe hes still on the New Ferry board because he was working such wonders before the insurance gas explosion blew up half the precinct be honest on first glance you couldnt tell which half.
    He has in his short spell watched the quick decline in New Ferry like his predecessor WEATHERSPOONS NIBLOCK.
    Will he be Wirral horrors first inclusitivity officer it seems to be all the rage at the moment?

  4. World Cup BOOMERANG…

    ‘We have given them almost six years to own up and say it was all wrong, they’ve lied, cheated, hidden stuff, obfuscated and told bare faced lies.’

    (Gareth Southgate, on the Wirral biz/Council scandal)

    • G’day “Inty”

      Funny you should mention the world cup I was a semi pro in Aussie for twenty years.

      wirral BC are just like the England team that they would have all thought without exception the were gonna bring it home.

      Like the England team that tried all the old pros and hard heads like Beckham Gerrard Lampard they used Davies Davies Jones Jones and Foulkes and with the same result were shite and brought nothing home.

      They have now tried kids like Rashford Alexander-Arnold Deli Ali and like with Clowncillor Emergency WARD 10 yera old and Little Matty Patty they are still shite crud and dross.

      So I suggest if you haven’t done anything at wirral this year don’t accept your allowances and stand down for decent hard working people.



      Oh “Inty” how do they show their faces in public?

      Miserable results and disgraceful acts like Girtrell Court and whatsi school,

      They count on people forgetting things like that school to get voted back in.


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