The Female Touch


Where Wirral Leaks lead the local moribund politicos and commentators are sure to follow ( evidenced by Frankenfield recently making the fatal mistake of giving us public acknowledgment when frankly(!) we never sought it and especially from a clapped -out desperado like him. )

The latest manifestation of “The Wirral Leaks Effect” are the pleas for a homegrown Chief Executive to replace another clapped out desperado – Comrade Burgesski


The need to have someone in a position of power who actually gives a shit (and we don’t mean dog shit ) about Wirral rather than using their appointment as a means to fund their executive lifestyle far from the dereliction, decay and despair of some parts of the peninsula is something we’ve commented on frequently.

And yes we’re talking about former social services director John ” Curly Watts” Webb and former Chief Executive Steve ” Mad Dog” Maddox here – both of whom were not averse to disparaging the people of Wirral but were quite happy to take their hard earned money off them before sodding off to leafy Cheshire.

However we’d like to take this even further and daringly suggest (deep breath)……How about a Chief Executive of the female persuasion?
I know !  Rad- Fem or what?

We suggest this – not in an equal opportunities tickbox kind of way (although Lord knows it’s the only explanation for some of Wirral Council’s most senior appointments) but as a means of challenging Wirral Council’s macho culture.

From what we know of the Wirral Council Chief Officers meeting it’s like the cast list of “The Expendables” – testosterone -fuelled phonies in pursuit of a big pay cheque.
The irony being is that these all talk and no-action heroes think everyone who works for Wirral Council is expendable except for them ! ( including the formerly favoured one who seems to have more gardening leave than Alan Titchmarsh on a sabbatical in Ness Gardens).

Wirral Council’s record of appointing women to high office is absolutely woeful and we think goes some way to explaining the gung ho bullying culture which has plagued the council for many years. There has never been a female chief executive and women directors you can count on the one hand ( “Yeah Abu Hamza’s …” drawled Her Ladyship)…… Under the circumstances we’re not surprised that the current most senior female officer has even been wavering about going lately – and no we don’t mean that one ….she just thinks she’s the most senior ranking female officer…..

What’s more we think that an added bonus for the people of Wirral is that a female Chief Executive might be more inclined to keep her mind on serving the people of Wirral and not be distracted from the job in hand by the nearby fluttering of eyelashes………

5 thoughts on “The Female Touch

  1. G’day My Lordly

    Check out page 2 of the today’s Echo.

    Wirral Council in live action…..

    Fast asleep ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz




    Dreaming about what is on the NOKIA or RASPBERRY.

    Luv you more than he dreams of the Valleys. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  2. G’day My L

    I think they should appoint that couple from down Campelltown Road that ran rings around them for years as joint CEO’S.

    Wirral Funny Bizz.

    It wouldn’t have been hard to run rings around “The Football Shirt” he probably had his legs in the arms holes or maybe he was just out to lunch with Stella..

    The reason My Lord I think they should be appointed is that as I know their ex accountant personally and they earned in one year, yep one year My Lovely, as much as “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes in 29 seconds)ss’ plus “The Football Shirt” plus “He can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” combined.

    If it wasn’t as much My Regent it would have been only pennies less.

    All courtesy of The Clowncil.

    The female demographic would be covered and they would still have more of a macho presence than the “The Football Shirt” and “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” and “The Dunny Chain Wearer” together.

    They appear to still have the Clowncil by the short and curlies My Prince despite Grant Thornton saying civil action should be taken if the cops can’t be arsed.



    Ps “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes in 29 seconds)ss’ can’t have many sleeps left to laugh at them and take the piss some more. I wasn’t there I wasn’t there.

    Luv you more than “The Pretend Friend” likes a meeting to sleep through. XXXXXXXXXXXXX

  3. G’day My Lord

    Hope I’m not interrupting your cocktail hour.

    These people “The Dunny Chain Wearer” “Phil the Dill” “The Shyster” “The Pretend Friend” “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” “The Chamber Potty” “Crab Apple” and him from “The Raving Loony Party” will not be wanting an outsider to get THE JOB because they will have to share their SINS with someone new.

    If my memory serves me right “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes in 29 seconds)ss was sniffing around for months before he got the job so he would have already known of the MORTAL SINS.

    It will just be bizarre if they can all retire with there secrets remaining hidden amongst themselves.



    Ps You would be perfect for the job My Lordly with “Highbrow” “John “Tarrantino” Brace and Paul Cardin as your eyes and ears.

    Luv you more than the number of sleeps “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes in 29 seconds)ss has left. XXXXXXXXXXXX

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he has not gone already before that BIS Report turns up and then he can say he wasn’t there he wasn’t there he wasn’t there. ha ha ha he is a cockortwo.

  4. G’day Lordsville

    Only 35 sleeps left till “Graham Burge(r with the lot plus super duper car and 7 mistakes in 29 seconds)ss goes off to new pastures.

    As the days go by one by one My L I feel more violated and affronted by people like “The Football Shirt” and “He who can talk for twenty minutes without breathing” sitting back and waiting for a pay rise off the back of Gra Gra’s abject failure.

    These vile specimens have both lied in front of me My Lord and if there is one iota of decency in the ex Improvement Board Member he should reveal sooner rather than later the DCLG Report were the auditor says it was finished it last year.

    Some senior officers make the criminals down Campelltown Road look like model citizens.

    As for those Clowncillors, and there are a few of them, that know what has gone on should hang there heads in shame hey “Phil the Dill” “Dunny Chain Wearer” and “Pretend Friend” go home to their families and apologise and show remorse.



    Ps It is not part of their job descriptions My Lovely.

    Luv you more than the lack of respect I have for those that know what went on and cower behind the gang. XXXXXXXXX

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